Arlo: Asslo
Blyke: Goku
Elaine: Blueberry
Evie: Cinnamon Roll
Isen: iSENSE
John: Cripple
Remi: Strawberry
Seraphina: Sera
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Strawberry: OMG
Strawberry: JOHN AND SERAPHINA JUST DATE ALREADY
iSENSE: ^^
Goku: ^
Sera: YOU GUYS SAW THAT????
Cripple: we have been official for about two weeks now lol
Cinnamon Roll: You hear that sound?
Cinnamon Roll: That's the sound of the John and Sera ship sailing! THE POWER COUPLE IS OFFICIAL OMG OMG OMG!!! (*^▽^*)
Strawberry: OMG REALLY? WHY HAVE YOU NOT TOLD US?
Sera: We had a bet of how long it will take for people to figure out we were dating
Sera: Also, John you now owe me 20 bucks
Cripple: f*ck i should not have said anything
Asslo: Okay, so ignoring the fact John and Seraphina are finally official and Evie referred to them as the "Power Couple," what happened?
Strawberry: Okay, so I was at the park with Blyke and Isen
Strawberry: And we happened to see John and Seraphina jogging ahead of us on the trail
Goku: John was drinking a water bottle and he handed it to Seraphina to drink
iSENSE: Seraphina then happened to "accidentally" spill water on John's shirt
Sera:
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Strawberry: she tHEN SAID "sorry about that" AND JUST PULLED HIS SHIRT OFF
Strawberry: AND JUST STARTS FEELING UP HIS CHEST
Sera: AAHFSEGAJSXGE
Blueberry: DANG SERAPHINA
Cinnamon Roll: ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o) ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o) ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)
Asslo: Today I learned Seraphina can get really freaky.
Sera: SLEKDISJRKC ARLO SHUT UP
iSENSE: Today I learned John is f*cking ripped. Like holy sh*t he has some serious muscles
Goku: ^
Strawberry: ^
Cripple: Thx...
Blueberry: Isen your gay side is showing
iSENSE: BUT CAN U BLAME ME????
Goku: I knew John had muscles bc I often see him in his workout clothes and he has very toned arms
Goku: But I did not expect him to have such a defined six-pack
Strawberry: Honestly I wish I was Seraphina so I can touch those muscles
iSENSE: Same tho
Goku:
Asslo:
Blueberry:
Cinnamon Roll: WOW
Cripple: i...????
Sera: Remi...
Strawberry: OH CRAP MRKSKSKDJEJWJZKSJRAO
Strawberry: PLEASE DISREGARD THAT MESSAGE
Sera: You better stay away from my man
Cinnamon Roll: (。O ω O。) what's this?
Cinnamon Roll: Is Seraphina jealous?????
Strawberry: I'M SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN IT PLEASE DON'T HURT ME
Sera: This applies to you too, Isen
iSENSE: It's not like I haven't groped him before
iSENSE:
iSENSE: WAIT SH*T
Blueberry: WHAT
iSENSE: I ACCIDENTALLY SENT THAT F*CK NONONONONO
Asslo: It was nice knowing you, Isen.
Goku: RUN FORREST, RUN!
Sera: Isen if you run I'll make your death slower and more painful
iSENSE: NONONONO I'M SORRY PLEASE LET ME LIVEEEEEEEEEE
Cripple: plz dont kill isen
Cripple: they werent actual gropes
Cripple: isen and i r pissing off a homophobe by fake-flirting in front of him and pretending to grope each other
Cripple: we r trying to see when the dude will snap, and if u kill isen i will have to find another willing male accomplice to "flirt" with
Sera:
Sera: Since you didn't actually grope John, you're free to go
iSENSE: OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH! JOHN YOU ARE A LIFESAVER!
Cripple: np
Sera: BUT
Sera: I demand the details of when that mid-tier snaps bc I know exactly who you're referring to and I delight in his suffering
Goku: That was oddly sadistic
Asslo: ^
iSENSE: idc, at least I won't be killed
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Just Some unOrdinary Crack
FanfictionWhen you put a bunch of teenagers with superpowers in a school where they can use said abilities freely, of course weird crap is going to go down.
