Cyriak is Love, Cyriak is Life

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Arlo: Asslo

Blyke: Goku

Elaine: Blueberry

Isen: iSENSE

John: Cripple

Remi: Strawberry

Seraphina: Sera

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ʎɐpsǝn⊥ has changed their nickname to: Cripple

Cripple: better

Sera: I still think you should have kept ʎɐpsǝn⊥ as your name, it was pretty cool

Cripple: it was, but since arlo forced it onto me its a big nope from me

Asslo:

8:18 PM

iSENSE: Hey Blyke, have you checked out Cyriak's newest video?

Goku: wAIT HE UPLOADED???? WHAT A RARE SIGHT! WHAT IS IT TITLED?

iSENSE: Circle World

Goku: Brb gonna watch it

Strawberry: I'm scared to ask...

Strawberry: But who's Cyriak?

Cripple: RIP remi, she has no idea what she is getting herself into

Strawberry: ????

iSENSE: Ignore John

iSENSE: Cyriak is an awesome YouTuber who makes inspiring videos once a year or so

Cripple: "inspiring"

Cripple: sure if u mean hes inspiring people to buy brain bleach

Strawberry: ...

Strawberry: I'm really intrigued, show me some of his videos

Cripple: have fun, dont say i didnt warn u

iSENSE: get ready for awesomeness

iSENSE: 

Goku: ooooo, starting off with a classic

Strawberry:

Strawberry: W H A T T H E F R I C K

Strawberry: WHY WERE THE COWS S T R E T C H I N G AND BECOMING P A N C A K E S????

Goku: because art

Strawberry: WHAT

Strawberry: WHY DID THAT ONE COW'S HEAD JUST-- ALSIWTFOSOALESKAKEKS

Strawberry: C O W S P I D E R S?????

iSENSE:  Are you okay Remi?

Strawberry: no

Strawberry: I am reevaluating my whole existence

Goku: 

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