Just Some unOrdinary Crack

Right in the Face!

Arlo: Asslo

Blyke: Goku

Elaine: Blueberry

Evie: Cinnamon Roll

Isen: iSENSE

John: Cripple

Remi: Strawberry

Seraphina: Sera

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Blueberry: WTF

Blueberry: DID I JUST GET COLOGNE SPRAYED IN MY FACE?????

Asslo: What?

Strawberry: Wait what?????

Goku: LOL

iSENSE: STORY PLEASE

Blueberry: Okay so I was walking down the hallway and I saw two students arguing

Blueberry: When I tried to settle them down one of the girls pulls out a bottle of cologne and jUST SPRAYS IT IN MY FACE

Blueberry: MY EYES ARE WATERING

Cinnamon Roll: WAIT I THINK I KNOW WHO SHE IS

Cinnamon Roll: Does she have vomit green hair and hazel-ish eyes?

Blueberry: Yes...?

Cripple: sad thing is i also know who ur talking about bc she sprayed me w/ perfume twice

Asslo: What the f*ck?

Asslo: Twice?

Cripple: yes

Cripple: for some reason she sprays guys w/ perfume and girls w/ cologne

Cripple: its like her defense mechanism

Cinnamon Roll: Her name is Vera iirc, she's weird

Cinnamon Roll: I saw her snorting baking powder with her friend during class once

Sera: What the hell

Cripple: sounds like something she would do ngl

Blueberry: Okay so my eyes have stopped watering but whatever she sprayed me with is strong as heck and now I'm stuck smelling like a guy for the rest of the school day since I can't go back to my dorm to take a shower

Sera: Press F for Elaine

Cripple: mega F bc i know vera sprays people w/ the cheap stuff that smells like sh*t

Cinnamon Roll: ^

Goku: F

iSENSE: F

Asslo: F

Strawberry: F

Blueberry: *spams F for myself, my eyes, and my nose*

2:13 PM

Cinnamon Roll: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Cinnamon Roll: HAHAHAHASJFSLFJALDJ

Sera: ROFLMAO

Goku: What happened?

Asslo: All I hear is cursing, yelling, and laughter from down the hall and since I'm in class I can't go check it out.

Goku: Same here

Strawberry: Same

Blueberry: Same

iSENSE: So you all know that one crazy homophobic mid-tier who hates anything even remotely non-heterosexual?

Blueberry: Yeah

Cripple: so isen and i have been fake-flirting in front of him for almost two weeks now to piss him off

Cripple: the dude finally snapped and started getting up in our faces shouting slurs and saying sh*t like "YoU F*GgOtS ArE GoInG To dIe" and "YoU GaYs aRe tHe rEaSoN ThIs wOrLd iS GoInG To hElL"

Strawberry: Oh my gosh, what the heck???

Goku: Holy crap, is the dude mentally ill or something?

iSENSE: Tbh I think he is

iSENSE: but anyways,

iSENSE: After he finishes his rant John says, "first off, if you ever call us or anyone else those slurs again I will kick your ass into next Tuesday"

Cripple: then isen says "secondly, we are bisexual, not gay"

Sera: Keep in mind this dude is getting even redder in the face and is seething with rage

iSENSE: I probably should not have said this, but I then said "you know, many homophobes happen to be closet gays, they are just too cowardly to admit it"

Goku: NICE NICE NICE

Strawberry: OH SHOOT

Asslo: Nice one.

Cinnamon Roll: But hERES THE BEST PART:

Cinnamon Roll: Vera comes up behind him and sprays him with perfume. When he turns around in shock she pats his face and says:

Cinnamon Roll: "Now you smell like a pretty princess! Go find your Prince Charming!" And skips away.

Strawberry: 6R&@*#*&#D(@H)92dh3(#))03&2!!!! I M SCREAMINGGGGG

Goku: I LEGIT FELL OUT OF MY SEAT

Goku: I CAN'T BREATHE

Blueberry: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I WISH I WAS THERE TO SEE THAT

Cripple: the dude legit screamed like a girl and ran off.

Asslo: Damn it.

Asslo: I laughed out loud in class and the teacher gave me the evil eye. The whole class is staring at me.

Sera: oof

Blueberry: As much as I don't like Vera for spraying me with cologne I have to give her props for what she did

Cinnamon Roll: Valid

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A/N: Homophobes can go cry like the babies they are. Also, when I was in middle school there was this one girl who for some reason sprayed me in the face with cologne (idek what I did to provoke her lol). Elaine's experience is very loosely based off of that incident.