Pride Month Special

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A/N: I lied about updating later this week or sometime next week :))))))) This chatfic is a special for Pride Month, where the unO characters team up to cause as much chaos as possible :) This is not a part of the plotline, but the sexualities are my headcanons. Also the Homophobe doesn't have a name bc I'm too lazy to give him one lol

Arlo: Asslo

Blyke: Goku

Elaine: Blueberry

Evie: Cinnamon Roll

Isen: iSENSE

John: Cripple

Remi: Strawberry

Roland: Roly Poly

Seraphina: Sera

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iSENSE: AYYYYYYYY IT'S PRIDE MONTH LET'S ROLLLLLL

Cripple: I HAVE FACE PAINT

iSENSE: Oooo I HAVE SOME TOO!

Cripple: ayyyyyyyy

Cripple: MISSION: PISS OFF THE HOMOPHOBE UNTIL HE HAS A MENTAL BREAKDOWN

iSENSE: ^^^^^

Asslo: Haven't you two been planning his downfall for like two weeks in advance?

Cripple: yee

iSENSE: This is going to be so fun 😈

Blueberry: Can we get the deets?

Cripple: nope this is top secret

iSENSE: ^

Sera: Well, besides targeting the Homophobe, what else are you guys going to do to celebrate Pride Month?

Cinnamon Roll: I'm wearing the colors of the pansexual flag with my uniform!

Strawberry: The colors are pink, yellow, and blue right?

Cinnamon Roll: Yep! Also, me and a few friends are making accessories and items with the colors of the different LBGTQ+ flags

Cinnamon Roll: We are going to sell them to the students to raise money for charity

Sera: Andddd Evie once again shows us why she deserves the title "Cinnamon Roll"

Cripple: ^^^^

Roly Poly: 100% agreed

Strawberry: That's a great idea! Do you need help in making the accessories?

Blueberry: I can also help!

Cinnamon Roll: Yes please! Thank you! (*^▽^*)

iSENSE: I'll ask Cecile to run that in the newspaper to get the word out

Cinnamon Roll: Please do! Thanks!

iSENSE: Np 👍

9:26 AM, next day

Roly Poly: Okay so John just ran past Evie and I with Isen on his shoulders, carrying a bi pride flag and shouting "IT'S BI-LOGICAL"

Strawberry: OH GOSH THEY ARE DOING IT TOO?

Sera: UGH THE PUNS

Sera: Someone with a pansexual flag ran past me screaming "I PUT THE PAN IN PANIC"

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