Roly Poly: Evie and I would like to have our memories wiped
Cinnamon Roll: ^^^
Cripple: wtf
Sera: I'm afraid to ask
Sera: But what happened? Why are you two so traumatized?
Cinnamon Roll: So, there is this messaging app that many low-tiers use to "communicate" with each other
Strawberry: Why are there quotation marks around "communicate"?
Cripple: its not just for chatting
Cripple: they buy drugs from dealers on the app
Strawberry: wait whatttttttttt
Blueberry: There is a freaking drug ring in our school??????
Cripple: bc of the crap low-tiers go through they often smoke weed and take other drugs so they can deal w/ higher-tiers bullying them
Cripple: which is why a lot of them seem high all the time
Blueberry: Wait, John how do you know this???
Asslo: Remember John pretended to be a cripple. He probably knows a lot of the stuff that happens between low-tiers.
Cripple: exactly
Cinnamon Roll: But anyways,
Cinnamon Roll: So you all know about my ability, right?
Strawberry: Isn't it Illumination?
Cinnamon Roll: Yep! For those who don't know, I can produce light from my hands
Roly Poly: This info is important to what happened
Cinnamon Roll: There is this one guy named Arvid who is very weird.
Roly Poly: I'm sure he's mentally ill from all of the drugs he takes
Goku: oof
Cinnamon Roll: So me, Roland, and a couple of other kids were talking about a school project when Arvid jumps in and is like: "oMG YOU GUYS I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING"
Cinnamon Roll: AND HE JUST
Cinnamon Roll: ZKKEWHATHAJEJEIWHATJOSKEJWJE
Cinnamon Roll:
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Roly Poly: He said this.
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iSENSE: I feel really bad for you Evie, but holy sh*t THAT IS SUCH A GREAT PUN LMFAO
Asslo: Hey Siri, where is the nearest cliff?
Blueberry: OMG I WANT TO BLEACH MY EYES WHAT THE HECKKKKKKK
Strawberry: ^^^^^ I'm SCREECHING
Cripple: i dont like using mental abilities due to personal reasons, but in this case ill make a exception
Cinnamon Roll: Thanks John (＞﹏＜)
Asslo: Why did you two share this cursed sh*t with us?
Roly Poly: Because we don't want to suffer alone
Sera: Valid
Cripple: wAIT A MINUTE
Cripple: EVIE YOU KNOW WHAT A FLESHLIGHT IS????
Cinnamon Roll: Initially I didn't, but then I looked it up
Sera: EVIE NO WHY DID YOU RUIN YOUR INNOCENCE
Cinnamon Roll: I DON'T KNOW WHAT POSSESSED ME TO LOOK THAT UP, BUT NOW I'M SCARRED
Cinnamon Roll: I WANT TO DISOWN MY HANDS RN
Cripple: IM ON MY WAY HOLD ON DONT DO ANYTHING
Cinnamon Roll: NO PROMISES ( ≧Д≦)
A/N: Unfortunately I was the one who made that joke. We were discussing NSFW unO stuff on the official unO Discord server and my stupid brain wrote that. I regret everything about that message and yet I will never let myself live it down.
