Arlo: Asslo
Blyke: Goku
Elaine: Blueberry
Evie: Cinnamon Roll
Isen: iSENSE
John: Cripple
Remi: Strawberry
Roland: Roly Poly
Seraphina: Sera
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Cripple: WHAT THE F*CK?!?!?!
Cinnamon Roll: OMG OMG OMG WHATTTTTTTT LOL
Roly Poly: I FEEL REALLY BAD FOR LAUGHING BUT THAT WAS SO UNEXPECTED
Cripple: DID HE REALLY JUST--
Roly Poly: DONT WORRY JOHN WE SAW THAT
Cripple: WHAT THE ACTUAL F*CK
Cripple: IM SO F*CKING DISGUSTED
Cripple: I AM TRAUMATIZEDᵀᴹ
Asslo: I want to know what scarred John so badly so I can use it against him later.
iSENSE: ^
Goku: ^
Roly Poly: Are you guys willing to throw up on him in order to do so?
Goku: W H A T T H E F * C K
Asslo: I changed my mind.
iSENSE: SAME *SMASHES "F*CK GO BACK" KEY*
Goku: ^^^^
Strawberry: WHATTTTTTTTT
Blueberry: OMG
Sera: WHAT THE HELL? John are you okay?????
Cripple: no
Cripple: evie and roland can tell u what happened. im going to go incinerate my uniform and jump into a vat of bleach
Sera: That's valid
Blueberry: ^
Strawberry: ^
Cinnamon Roll: OKAY SO,
Cinnamon Roll: A mid-tier was harassing Roland and I and John happened to be close by
Roly Poly: So within a second John has him slammed against the lockers with his ability activated
Roly Poly: The mid-tier was so terrified he projectile-vomited all over John.
Sera: HOLY. SH*T.
Strawberry: EWWWWWWWWWWW
Blueberry: OMG THAT IS SO DISGUSTING
Cinnamon Roll: So John drops him in disgust and as he's running away that's when I see the big wet spot on his pants
iSENSE: THE DUDE VOMITED AND PISSED HIMSELF IN FEAR????
Roly Poly: Yep
iSENSE: That is
iSENSE: DISGUSTANG
Goku: ^
Asslo: John, I normally laugh at your misfortune, but this is just horrible.
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Just Some unOrdinary Crack
FanfictionWhen you put a bunch of teenagers with superpowers in a school where they can use said abilities freely, of course weird crap is going to go down.
