🐰: Heres how to get a date 101
⚡: With Midoriya and Denki!
🐰: Denki?
⚡: Yes, Midoriya?
🐰: Will you be.... the uwu to my owo?
⚡: Only if you can be the owo to my uwu, baby
🐰: Promise me you won't cheat on me...
⚡: No baby, you're my only owo.
🐰: Good. That would be an unu.
⚡: Yes baby, it would be.
💥: NOPE NOPE NO YOU DON'T I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS BUT IF DEKU ISN'T IN MY DORM IN TEN MINUTES I'LL BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF, PIKACHU BITCH
🐰: Kacchan~ it was just a joke~~
💥: WELL IT ISN'T THAT FUNNY, I'M THE ONLY FUCKING ONE THAT CALLS YOU BABY.
🐰: but you don't do that. how am i supposed to fill that void?
❄🔥: I can, Midoriya. Give me another chance, please.
🐰: Todoroki???
❄🔥: I will gladly put up with Bakugou if it means I get to be with you, Izuku.
🐰: Like... a poly relationship?
💥: BITCH
❄🔥: Exactly, Midoriya. You're so smart.
🐰: I mean, we've already fucked, so...
💥: WHAT THE FUCK, ICY HOT BITCH?!
❄🔥: It was... a rough day.
🐰: I got kidnapped by the league of villains :)
💥: THE FUCK????
⚡: more like you threw yourself into purple dude's portal and begged them to kill you.
💥: THE FUCK??????
🐰: The fuck, the fuck, the fuck is in the air? The fuck, there's white shit everywhere~ 🎤
⚡: I love that movie!
🐰: Me too! Wanna watch it together?
💥: WAIT, FUCK, WE'RE NOT DONE HERE
⚡: Meet at my dorm in ten?
🐰: Yeah! :)
So~ TodoBakuDeku anyone?
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c r a c k (BNHA chat fic) |Under New Ownership|
Fanfiction(cover : https://pin.it/2DMg4i2 ) c r a c c h e a d s Lots and lots of cursing I wonder if the people who work at Wattpad know what kind of BULLSHIT is on their site Lol thanks for 1k reads ig
