Chapter 2

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Lexi P.O.V.

I woke up the next morning and just laid in bed. Why? BECAUSE IT'S SATURDAY, THE BEST DY OF THE WEEK.

Man, was I bored. Did I mention I have a very short attention span? No? Well, I do.

I was bored, so I pulled out my phone, scrolling through my contacts. Well... everyone would be asleep except Emmy, who is awake at the crack of dawn.

Me: Hey Em!

Emmyrald:Hi!

Me: I changed your contact name

Emmyrald: to what?

Me:Emmyrald.

Emmyrald:I don't get it

Me: you know... emerald... emmyrald... get it??

Emmyrald: Sure Lex. Okay. EMO

Me: Priss

Emmyrald: Slut

Me: Suckfish

Emmyrald: THAT WAS SRSLY THE WORST INSULT EVER, SUCKFISH

Me: then why'd you use it?

Emmyrald: you suck

Me: I know. Love you

Emmyrald: stfu I hate you

Me: ...

Emmyrald: ...

Me: SUCKFISH

Emmyrald: OMFG STAHP IT

Me: NEVER, YOU FEMALE DOG.

Hannie O Tannie: Um. What?

Me: uh whoops wrong person ahaha go suck a frog

Hannie O Tannie: not sure that means what you think it means love

Me: LOVE

Me: lOVE

Me: love love love holy shiitake mushrooms

Hannie O Tannie: What?

Me: British people say love. ...are you britisssshhhh???

Hannie O Tannie: yup

Me: YESSSS YOU JUST MADE MY LIFE. LIKE SERIOUSLY. BECAUSE DAN AND PHIL AREBRITISH AND HARRY POTTER IS BRITISH AND OH MY GOSHNESS THIS LIFFFFE.

British Superman: you have low expectations of like... everything.

Me: you killed my good mood ...and I changed ur contact name

British Superman: TO WHAT

Me: guess bitchney

British Superman: uh... Harry Styles?

Me: wtf no

British Superman: Harry Potter?

Me: bruh . Now you're just guessing all the British Harrys. Guess again!

British Superman: NOOO I'm outta harrys

Me: fine. I'll tell you. HOPELESS. its British superman

British Superman: ...

Me: ...

British Superman: that is possibly the worst name ever

Me: shut up

British Superman: hate to point it out but... not long ago you thought I was a 50 year old creep. Now I'm superman 😄

Me: yep dats rite gurl

British Superman: I'M A GUY WTF

Me: no shit Sherlock.

Me: Oooohh I changed your name

Sherlock: AGAIN?!

Me: yep now you're Sherlock

Sherlock: ... I hate you

Me: 😊 love you too

Sherlock: shut up Watson

Me: you didn't

Me: I'M A GIRL

Me: Sherlock tell me my contact in your phone is not Watson

Sherlock: it's Watson 😊

Me: I told you not to tell me!!!

Sherlock: whatever. I have to go. Sound check

Me: uh... what?

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