Lexi's P.O.V.
Well, that was kind of a weird coversation. I decided to just watch some television, as I had nothing better to do.
I flipped on the TV and began to browse. Let's see... FAIRLY ODDPARENTS.
I turned it on. I had already seen this episode a billion times, so as I watched, I drifted off into dream land.
Then I got a text.
Cosmo: I got you a present
Me: I LOVE PRESENTS
Cosmo:WHO DOESN'T
Me:What is it??? Oh and your name is Cosmo now
Cosmo: okay? And...
Me:and what?!
Cosmo: I got you...
Me: What?? You're killing me!!!
Cosmo: ONE DIRECTION TICKETS
Oh my God, he did not. What the hell was wrong with this brain dead boy?
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Harry's P.O.V.
I grinned. I wanted to make her like - love - One Direction as soon as possible. I barely knew this girl, and yet, for whatever reason, I felt the need to make her love my band.
Wanda: um... why?
Me: because they're my most favorite band ever in the history of the world. They're fabuLOUIS, amaZAYN, extraordiHARRY, brilLIAM, and phenomeNIALL.
Wanda: um... what
Me: it's they're names
Me: in the words
Wanda: okay. well you're now officially a girl. Or gay.
Me: offense taken. I'm not gay. And a gUY
Me: not that I'm homophobic. But like.
Wanda: okay but "not gay"
Wanda: wtf does that mean? Because I'm "not gay" I'm straight, my cousin is "not gay" she's bi, and my classmate is "not gay" he's trans
Me: um. I guess I'm bisexual?
Wanda: is that a question? Or a fact?
Shit. If management knew I was telling anyone this...
Me: it's a fact
Me: I'm assuming you're not homophobic
Wanda: no you gutter slug, scum of the earth. Gay is NOT okay
Wanda: but you're bi, so it's cool
Me: ???
Wanda: just kidding, bitchney. You do you. I'm fine with that.
Wanda: to be honest, those idiots talking about how gays will go to Hell... that's stupid. If they go to Hell, then I don't wanna go to heaven, because Hell would be glittery rainbows. Just saying
I breathed a sigh of relief.
Me: hahahahaha true
Wanda: so, about the concert...
Wanda: I'm not going. I appreciate it and all, but I hate them. Sorry.
Me: not after the concert you won't
Wanda: yeah I will
Me: does this mean you're going??
Wanda: will you be there?
Oh shoot... I hadn't thought about that.
Me: yes. but not with you. You cant know who I am yet
Wanda: then no
Me: please? If you hate it, I'll never mention them again
Wanda: ...
Wanda: fine. I'll go.
Me: yay!!
Me: well i have two tickets for you. take one of your friends
Wanda: k whatever bitchney
Me: okay. You always call me Bitchney. Why isn't that my contact name
Wanda: good point, Bitchney
Wanda: now it's bitchney 😊
Me: I'd roll my eyes, but I brought this upon myself, so.
Wanda: Yep 😄
Me: bye 😄
Well... that actually worked better than expected.
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Texting Styles / hs
Fanfiction"You're Harry Styles." "Hahaha no. I'm Alfie." °°° Lexi Barnes is sixteen, and if you could sum her up in one word, it would be "normal." Harry Styles is eighteen, and everyone thinks he's a womanizer. One text message will change all of that. ‼️WA...
