Welp. I got bored, I'm currently trying to figure what to do next for Home, and I'm eating lunch so here ya go.
Ivy in the Stockholm Ice Hotel: Guys, I'm NOT Carmen Sandiego.
Moose Boy: You are not? But-
Otter Man slaps him: (Idiot or something in Swedish) That is exactly what Carmen Sandiego would say to save herself!
Carmen casually walks in: Bro no it's not, what do you take me for, an armature?
Otter and Moose: Wait what where did you-
Carmen: (Proceeds to beat the crap out of them)
Ivy: What would you have said?
Carmen: ATTENTION, THIS IS CARMEN SANDIEGO SPEAKING, WE SHALL SEE WHO WILL BE WACKED.
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Zack: (Bursts into HQ, in tears) Carmen! COME QUICKLY!!
Carmen: Zack wtf happened-
Zack: No time! It's an eMeRgEnCy.
Ivy: (Walks in calmly) He ran over a squirrel.
Zack: (Sobbing in Carmen's arms) IT WAS JUST A BABY!
Shadowsan: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'VE DONE THIS-
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(Red Team is sitting in Boba Tea place)
Ivy: Hey Carm, have you even had boba before?
Carmen: Well n-
Player: Of course she has.
Carmen: Actual-
Shadowsan: I made sure she was properly cultured.
Carmen: Well you se-
Zack: Don't worry Carm, this place is good, too. You won't be disappointed.
Carmen: (Has given up on speaking)
Waiter: Here you all are, four boba teas.
Ivy: Thanks.
Player: (Pulls magic tea out from under desk in his room)
Carmen: (Eyeing the pearls at the bottom of the cup) umm... is this safe?
Ivy and Zack: Course.
Carmen: (Takes sip, immediately starts choking)
Zack: You good, Boss?
Carmen: (Can't breath)
Ivy: Oh frick she's choking-
Carmen: (Finally manages to swallow) WHAT IN **** IS THIS STUFF
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Young Shadowsan: I brought back Dexter Wolfe's baby.
Everyone but Brunt: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT IT'S EVIIILLLLL
Shadowsan: (Confused noises as to why Cleo is on ceiling)
Countess Cleo: Hiiiiissssssssssssss
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Black Sheep: I want tater tots.
Crackle: Same.
Tigress: Too bad, Le Chevre ate the rest last night. (Not at all sorry)
Black Sheep and Crackle: WHAT THERE WILL BE BLOOD (Black Sheep gets on Crackle's shoulders) FIND HIM!!!
Tigress: Wtf
(Dying goat sounds echo throughout VILE academy)
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Carmen: (Trying to find Player in a crowd, failing cause he's smol bean) CARMEN SANDIEGO IS A TOTAL WORTHLESS B****!
Ivy: WHO SAID THAT
Zack: I WILL FIGHT YOU
Tigress: HECK YEAH SHE IS
Devineaux: lE fEmMe RoUgE
Carmen: What
Player: (Taps shoulder) I'm right here.
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Zack: I'm getting donuts.
Carmen: (Drunk) I'M COMING WITH YOU
Zack: Uh, OK?
Shadowsan: (Appears out of thin air, grabs Carmen) You are not going ANYWHERE until you're sober!
Zack and Ivy: Wait, Carm's drunk?
Carmen: (Smiles maniacally) NO i'M nOt
Player: I told her the bottle had water in it.
Shadowsan: Didn't she taste it???
Player: ...maybe.
Carmen: (Slips out of Shadowsan's arms, twirling around HQ) LET'S GO HAVE FUN
Zack and Ivy: (Smiles at each other evilly) oh YAS!
Shadowsan: NO-
The Three Reds: BE BACK LATER!
Carmen as walking out of door: ThE wOrLd iS sPiNnIng wEeEeEee
Shadowsan: (Frantically) Where are you going!?
The Three Reds: (Hesitates) ...donuts!
Carmen: (Muttering) Yes, donuts, with red to donuts I indeed will consume, sk sk sk sk sk... donuts are a bread, bread is fried, fry with butter, I lOvE bUtTeR
Welp that just happened XD sorry to everyone waiting for the next chapter of Home, I'm trying but it's been a weird week.
BUH BYE
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