Potions

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Previously: Huh. This was going to be a boring year

"Pansy"

"Yes?"

"What do you have first?"

"Potions"

"Same Sis"

"So... wanna walk together?"

"I guess"

"Oh look it's the Lesbian snakes" 

"Don't know what you're talking 'bout Weasel"

"You, Pansy"

"You, Harry"

"Oi Don't drag me into this"

"Sorry Harry you are gay though right"

"You know it"

"Great come over to my place for Christmas"

"Why?"

"Someone wants to meet you"

"Who?"

"I ain't  telling lover Boy"

"Someone who is also gay"

"Said person is Bi"

"Said person also has a GINORMUS crush on you"

"u-huh"

"get your facts right"

"No one was talking to you Draco"

"Thank you Pansy"

"Welcome Scarmione"

"Scarmione?"

"My nickname Harry"

"Wha?"

"I found out I was adopted"

Practically everybody in the Great Hall: "Ohhhhhhh"

"SHUDUP" Umbridge sounded Mad.

"nO oNe Is LiStEnInG uMbRiDgE"

"Detention Weaslette"

*Potions (After Ginamarge Successfully killed Umbridge)

"Today we shall be making Thimothy Bane. Neville leave before it kills you" Snape paused "Instructions on the board go"

*Later (Deaths: Crabbe, Goyle, Umbridge)

Hermione had a summons. It said:

Scarlette,

Come home.

Father

"Sounds like him"

"It does"

"Did you get one Pansision" (Pansys nickname Pansy+Parkision)

"Why yes I did"

"We should go tell Dumbledorian" (Dumbledores nickname)

Scarlette flicked her wand over the parchment so that it read: 

Hermione,

Come home.

Father

I wonder why he's summoning us?

Timothy Bane: Used to Kill idiots

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