Bonus Chapter:Things We've Always wanted to say to: Hp Characters

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(May include "Mild" cussing)

Scenario 1 Umbridge vs.Ginny

"He-hem"

"Excuse me do you need a cough drop Delores"

"I am Madame Undersecarty to the minister-"

"Go die in a hole"

"I demand some respect"

"I'm sure you do"

"yOu FiLtHy LiTtLe MuDbLoOd"

"Uh-huh"

"I am IMPORTANT"

"The only thing that anybody ever wanted you to do was DIE"

"YOU FILTH I WILL GET YOU"

"You do know that you yourself are a Half-blood right?"

"Wha-Ho-why"

"Dirty ass hoe" 

"I demand respect MUDBLOOD

"For your information I unlike you am a pureblood"

*Umbridge dies Realizing She just messed up *Everyone cheers

Scenario 2 Bellatrix vs Hermione

"You filthy little Mudblood" (Helium voice)

"Un-creative Psychopathic Dirty ass Hoe bag"

"You Dare-"

"If I didn't would I really have just said that"

"That's it I'm gonna torture the shit out of you- Literally"

"I'm not surprised. Is anyone else surprised?"

*Everyone Shakes their heads While bellatrix Slowly realizes that her life was a lie and She's sitting in an insane asylum waiting to "Wake up"

Scenario 3 (last one until next B/C) Voldy pants vs. Ron Weasly (What you think that I'd let Harry take the Glory? He had enough roasting Voldemort in the final battle. )

"Oh look it's another Weasly... The breed so quickly they wouldn't notice you were gone" 

"At least my parents loved me"

Deep unnecessary breath (You know what's coming) 

"Avada Ked-"

Hermione interrupts for no apparent reason "Stop, Stop, Stop you're you're going to take someone's eye out and besides you're saying it wrong"

*Voldemort dies of confusion and shock while everyone applauds Hermione while Pretending like Harry and Ron don't exist 

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