NO PORN
Sep. 19
9:08 P.M.
Yoongi; I found my next subject ig
Tiddies; human words
Yoongi; human to torture
Hoesuck; awww did somewon gewt on yoongi's bawd bawd wist
Tiddies; *Yoongi looking at his official demon list and demoting Hoseok*
Yoongi; what a good idea, Namjoon, I just might
Yoongi; and the guy's just an annoying fuck
Hoesuck; mm yes demote me demon daddy
Hoesuck; make me beg for my position back
Tiddies; ooooh kinky but with alliteration i can vibe to that.
Yoongi; no kink vibing, hoseok you are encouraging his behavior
Yoongi; and despite the fact that i'd love to demote you, I can't because I only have two demons under me and i'll be 6moved back to field work if i only have one
Yoongi; or have to go work with my dad and I don't feel like having to deal him and and all his "oooh i'm satan" bs
Tiddies; that moment when ur dads satan all teenage girls can relate
Hoesuck; what a bruh moment
Hoesuck; okay but if you drink half of a five hour energy do you get 2.5 hours of energy of 5 hours of half assed energy
Yoongi; go drink half of one fuck face
Tiddies; no- u don't share an apartment with him yoongi please no
Hoesuck; no way bro those things taste like shit namjoon you do it for me and tell me how it goes
Tiddies; logically it would be half the amount of energy for half the amount of time but if ur buying i'm down
Yoongi; wasn't i talking about Torture?
Yoongi; god i'm going to bed fuck yall
Hoesuck; oh right please do tell us about your little friend you hate so much
Yoongi; it's that neighbor of mine
Tiddies; the short one I wanna pound or the one with huge tits whomst i also wanna pound
Yoongi; No P O R N br
Yoongi; it's the short one
Hoesuck; aww the cute little blonde one???
Hoesuck; he's so adorable, how could you hate him???
Yoongi; he reminds me of an angel
Yoongi; even has the damn halo of warmth vibe to him
Yoongi; only thing he's missing is mf wings
Tiddies; then why do you hate him so much? he's so squishy dude 🥺
Yoongi; i want to make him miserable. I want to see him cry. Wipe that condescending smile of that tiny face of his.
Hoesuck; this is why you're a demon
