Demon Daddies
Sep. 19
10:56 P.M.
Yoongi; I know it's late but my neighbor is being loud and I forgot to get the monthly update this morning
Yoongi; where do you two stand with your subject(s) ?
Hoesuck; i haven't done anything, i can't be bothered right now
bby demon; um
bby demon; it's going good, tae is very nice and its going well
Yoongi; kid, they aren't supposed to be nice
Yoongi; Hoseok, find a subject or i'm switching you out of field work
Hoesuck; tomorrow, it's late and im tired
bby demon; um yoongi
bby demon; i have a question
Yoongi; as ur boss
Yoongi; i guess i'm supposed to have an answer
bby demon; what if i can't do it
bby demon; what if i am really close with him now
bby demon; like really close
Yoongi; Jeon, you can be close to them as long as you make them a worse person
Yoongi; you know the rules aren't super strict
bby demon; i don't want to
bby demon; you know what i'm just going to say it
bby demon; he's my boyfriend now
Yoongi; i-
Yoongi; why the hell did they give me the baby demon for fucks sake i ain't made for this shit
Yoongi; just find a new subject and don't record him as a victim so i don't get any fall back and report the rest to HR
Yoongi; I'll make sure you don't get in trouble, but be careful with humans gukkie they are more fragile than us
bby demon; i don't know if i'm cut out for this, hyung
Hoesuck; i am loving the father-son energy here right now
Yoongi; hoseok ur my least favorite check urself being moved to HR
Yoongi; and Jeon, u were top of ur class, there is no way you aren't cut out, one human doesn' t change that
bby demon; um hyung what if he isn't a human and is a fairy how bad is that
Yoongi; what the fuck Jeon Jeongguk how TF do you-
Yoongi; just do your job from now on okay
Yoongi; i'd love to dramtically storm out and say i'm going to bed but my gd neighbor and his loud as fuck friends are playing mario kart in the room behind my bed
bby demon; hey yoongi i'm gonna beat your ass
bby demon; you don't need to know why, but i'm gonna beat your ass
Yoongi; the baby demon is mad oh no
Yoongi; i wasn't gonna ask
