Jeongguk Discrimination Squad
Oct. 2
10:17 A.M.
Jiminie; okay so
Jiminie; i just woke up
Jiminie; on the couch
Jiminie; with yoongi
gukkie; did you two fall asleep watching the news or something
Jiminie; you don't understand
Jiminie; gukk he was hUGGING ME
Jiminie; and it was john mulaney, not the news
TaeTae; yea i thought we already established his tail likes cuddles
Seokjinnie; or his tail likes you
gukkie; iTS NOT HIS TAIL YOU DUMBASSES THAT'S JUST YOONGI COMING UP WITH EXCUSES
Jiminie; no a fULL MIN YOONGI WAS HUGGING ME AND I TRIED TO GET UP TO GO TO THE BATHROOM AND HE WOULDN'T LET ME GO GUYS WE ARE GETTING SOMEWHERE
TaeTae;...
Seokjinnie; jimin darling i'm so happy for you and that is adorable but that will give you a bladder infection and, as for gukkie, you just-...
TaeTae; called ur boyfriend a dumbass :)
gukkie; no i called jin a dumbass
gukkie; taeby you are beautiful, intelligent, gifted, talented, remarkable, and my world💓💓💓
Jiminie; guys he's finally warming up to me though! He made me dinner and when we were done we split a bottle of wine and watched john mulaney- he's actually a really good cook though, it was kinda surprising
TaeTae; did you mean: date?
gukkie; Min Yoongi? Cooking for another person? Cuddling? Where is my boss and who is this replacement
Seokjinnie; Park Jimin drinking? Where is my baby angel? Where have you put him?
Jiminie; he's living the high life, gang gang, or whatever it is gukk says all the time
Jiminie; also just remembered i got upset because i was yoongi's subject but he's also mine and so hahahaha i will win this challenge without him knowing
Seokjinnie; wait you were his subject? He was trying to fuck up your life all this time and you aren't mad at him
TaeTae; this explains that one time chim was facetiming me and yoongi walked into the living room stark naked save for a large sheer t-shirt
Seokjinnie; a demon who can appear as a bottom or a top i respect his evil seduction
Jiminie; oh, i never thought about that, i just thought that was a him thing
Jiminie; it wasn't hot at all
Jiminie; i just felt very uncomfortable and ran
Jiminie; but he always walks around shirtless, but i thought that was just a guy thing because in the off moments i have living alone i do that too
