Chapter Five

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NO PORN

Sep. 20

8:09 P.M.

Yoongi; welp

Yoongi; you two don't have a bed to spare right

Hoesuck; bro we have one and it's broken we have both been sleeping on the couch for a month

Yoongi; you know you get paid for ur job right

Yoongi; and can steal anything with no repercussions?

Yoongi; ur the megamind of demons

Yoongi; also thats fucking amazing cause either i'm homeless, i move back in with my dad, I get a new apartment and waist savings or I live with Jimin and become his next charity project

Hoesuck; well is jimin making you pay rent

Yoongi; of course he wouldn't

Tiddies; hoseok you could have stolen us a bed all this time

Hoesuck; it's too much work

Hoesuck; and yeah yoongz jimin seems like one hell of a deal

Yoongi; the only benefit is being in contact with my subject, but he is fucking annoying

Tiddies; he's cute tho

Tiddies; v screwable

Hoesuck; stop talking

Hoesuck; no porn includes no group chat erotica

Hoesuck; and besides, the good is outweighing the bad here, yoongz

Yoongi; he reminds me of an angel, and it makes me sick to think about it, and he is going to work his ass off to make me a good person when i am neither good nor a person

Tiddies; ^^^^^

Hoesuck; take the offer you pussy bet you won't

Yoongi; i hate you.

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Jeongguk Discrimination Squad

Sep. 20

9:58 P.M.

Jiminie; guys guess what

gukkie; what

Jiminie; my neighbor is moving in with me!

gukkie; of course he is

TaeTae; the mean one :/

Seokjinnie; so he's ur subject?

Jiminie; i think so

Jiminie; it's gonna be a long one, but i have faith in myself and in him

TaeTae; goodluck chimmy, you got this baby

gukkie; don't call him that

Jiminie; thank you, taehyung

Jiminie; he said he's sleeping on the couch though

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