Infected Ron: Do you need help Putting your head back on?
Headless Dipsy: Yes please Ron.
Infected Ron: Okay then. Let's go.
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And where here. Let me just put your head back in place. Don't worry. It's just going to take a few seconds.
Headless Dipsy: I'm glad that your here with me Ron.
Infected Ron: And i'm happy that we met each other. Hold on a second... and there we go.
Infected Dipsy: Thanks again Ronny.
Infected Ron: Your welcome Dippy.
*Moment later*
Infected Dipsy: Hey Ron? Do you know where the pot roast is? Ron?
Infected Ron: Help me!
Infected Dipsy: Wha-
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Newborn #358: Quick #748! Beat this blue tub of lard up!
Newborn #748: But... aren't we also tubs of lard? Because where Teletubbies and well where... tubby.
Newborn #21: I TOLD you to not bring him!
Newborn #358: Oh shut up! He may be a smart a- butt... but he can hit hard!
???: Stop you armless freaks!
Burrito: I'd hate to be the one to break the 4th wall but WATCH WHAT YOU SAY!!!
???: I'm sorry. Um... how about... um... I don't really have a clue to call them...
Burrito: Just call them Newborns for Christ sake!!!
???: Fine! Newborns! Jeez! Armless freaks was a better insult but you just had to say that!
Burrito: Because your being racist towards Newborns!
???: Oh...
Newborn #358: Oh good job! Your the first racist super hero! I'd give you the bird but I don't have hands!
???: You know what? Can we just restart this please?
Burrito: Where not running a script here! Just go!
Buzzsaw: *Sigh* Screw this. Stop for I am Buzzsaw. Stand back or feel my cold blade on your chest.
Burrito: That must be one of THE gayest punchline for a superhero ever!
Buzzsaw: Shut up! I'm gay anyways! *Revers chainsaw* I'm not f***ing around anymore! Time to die!
Newborn #21: Run!
Newborn #358: Dear lord!
Newborn #748: Head for the door!
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Buzzsaw: Ah... there finally gone...
Burrito: Are you going to kill them?
Buzzsaw: Naw. They fell for it. I wasn't going to kill them.
Burrito: You seem like you know Newborns.
Buzzsaw: I mean they are stupid so...
Burrito: I said watch it!
YOU ARE READING
Slendytubbies ask/dare. A new start.
FanfictionSince the other one is filled up here's another one. The cover might change soon but we'll see if it does.
