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soulmate au
in which the universe isn't always correct about who it pairs together as soulmates
❪ wyatt oleff x fem!oc ❫
❪ social media x real life ❫
❪ -hattieannas 2020 ❫
character: archer singh (she/her)
faceclaim: l...
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archer— lion girl🦁 wyatt— noodle head🤧
noodle head🤧 okay when did you change the name of the chat?
lion girl🦁 when did you set my contact name to lion girl?
noodle head🤧 irrelevant when you're claiming bullshit like that
lion girl🦁 excuse me i spit only facts
noodle head🤧 i've decided i don't want you as my soulmate anymore
lion girl🦁 that's bullshit i'm amazing there's no one you'd rather have as your soulmate
noodle head🤧 where did you hear that nonsense?
lion girl🦁 finn he text me a video of drunk you rambling the other night
noodle head🤧 oh, fuck what was i saying
lion girl🦁 one video link attached
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"you- you know archer, finn? i'm so lucky that she's my soulmate. she- she's so cooooool. like i wanna be that cool. and she's pretty, so that's always a bonus. she's such an awesome soulmate, finny. i bet you wish that she was your soulmate. wait- who's hat am i wearing? is this jaeden's? have i told you how much i love jaeden?"
noodle head🤧 oh my god i was pissed off my head
lion girl🦁 drunk words are sober thoughts my dear wyatt i am in fact so cool you wanna be this cool and i'm pretty, so that's always a bonus
noodle head🤧 okay, anything i said about you being cool was utter bullshit you're lame as fuck
lion girl🦁 and what about me being pretty?
noodle head🤧 and you call me cocky
lion girl🦁 you're sweet, oleff
noodle head🤧 yeah well, you're pretty, singh
lion girl🦁 you've never actually seen me in person though how do you know everything on my social media isn't just photoshopped?
noodle head🤧 i've facetimed you dumbass
lion girl🦁 facetime has filters
noodle head🤧 well, i'll be seeing you in person as soon as summer starts if that's okay by you
lion girl🦁 it would be more than okay if i wasn't broke as fuck
noodle head🤧 how broke?
lion girl🦁 i have like $2.37 to my name i keep spending all my money on cacti for my bedroom
noodle head🤧 wait really
lion girl🦁 yeah
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this is eloise, percy, matty, charlie, and the jackson five
noodle head🤧 you named your cacti after the jackson five?
lion girl🦁 it wasn't deliberate until i got to tito
noodle head🤧 i have decided that i am buying you a cactus so you can name it after me
lion girl🤧 what? "cocky noodle head"?
noodle head🤧 no "my gorgeous soulmate wyatt jess oleff"
lion girl🦁 we can just settle on wyatt
noodle head🤧 fine anyway don't you worry about being broke as hell because you have a succulent issue i've decided imma fly down to west virginia if you don't mind
lion girl🦁 that's not a problem you can stay at mine if it makes things easier
noodle head🤧 wow, only known you for two weeks and here we are planning a slumber party
lion girl🦁 1. it's not a slumber party because i'm not sure about you but i am not a five year old girl and 2. we are soulmates so you're kinda stuck with me for the rest of your life
noodle head🤧 oh god that sounds awful
lion girl🦁 wow love you too
noodle head🤧 awwww she loves me
lion girl🦁 once again THIS IS WHY OUR CHAT IS NAMED "WYATT IS A COCKY SHIT"
