𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐄, wyatt oleff

FOUR. ARCHER

( JUNE 8 )

imessage groupchat
( WILDCATS ✌🏼)

archer— gabriella🎼
sophie— taylor📖
hope— martha💃
teagan— kelsi🎹
abs— ryan🥺

ryan🥺
archer gabrielle singh you are
such a flirt

gabriella🎼
what have i done now?

ryan🥺
let's start with the sheer amount
of time you spend facetiming
wyatt

taylor📖
it's crazy
i called round yours after school
the other day to go on a walk
and your mom said you were busy
facetiming a boy

martha💃
since when did you facetime
anyone that wasn't your grandma
in canada?

gabriella🎼
that's exactly what i told him
but he still keeps calling me

kelsi🎹
and you keep answering

taylor📖
last time i facetimed you, you
declined my call straight up

gabriella🎼
and i missed out on speaking
to zendaya because of it :((

martha💃
that's what i all karma

kelsi🎹
can we also talk about the song
she wrote for him?

gabriella🎼
oh come on
it was an improvised four
liner about him having a small
dick

ryan🥺
does he have a small dick?

gabriella🎼
what-
NO
I DONT KNOW

martha💃
subject aside
though that song
was comedy gold

gabriella🎼
thankyou thankyou

martha💃
you are so catching feelings
for him

gabriella🎼
of course i am
it's wyatt fucking oleff
i've had feelings for him
since 2017

ryan🥺
excuse me did i miss
something

taylor📖
where did the denial phase
go?

kelsi🎹
i had a whole powerpoint
presentation prepared with
evidence just for you to admit
it?

gabriella🎼
yup

ryan🥺
ooo send me that powerpoint
would you?

martha💃
can i ask why we skipped the
denial phase this time por favor?

gabriella🎼
i mean, he's my soulmate
it's not like this can end badly
unless he doesn't catch feelings
for me too, but he should
right?

kelsi🎹
for sure
i'm so happy you found
your soulmate
YOU AND WYATT ARE SO
CUTE

taylor📖
has he said anything to make
you think that he could be catching
feelings too ?

gabriella🎼
a few little things here and
there

ryan🥺
ooo like what?

gabriella🎼
when i first started singing
my beautiful song about wyatt
he told me to shut up
so me being me responded
with "make me"

taylor📖
you absolute fucking flirt

martha💃
so what did he say?

gabriella🎼
"i would if i were there"

kelsi🎹
OMGGGGG

ryan🥺
so wyatt's flirting back!

martha💃
or he's going to smother
you and run

gabriella🎼
thanks for that hope

taylor📖
how long until he flies
over here?

gabriella🎼
thirteen days

ryan🥺
you must be losing your
mind
not only at the thought of
meeting your soulmate
but at the thought of meeting
wyatt fucking oleff

gabriella🎼
nah i'm pretty calm

kelsi🎹
that's not true in the slightest

gabriella🎼
okay you got me
i'm freaking out

martha💃
typical archer

gabriella🎼
oh shush

ryan🥺
"mAkE mE"

taylor📖
wyatt is SHOOK