( JUNE 14 )
imessage conversation
( WYATT IS A COCKY SHIT )
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archer— lion girl🦁
wyatt— noodle head🤧
noodle head🤧
you excited to meet me?
you don't have long to wait now
lion girl🦁
oh, overjoyed
noodle head🤧
man, nothing but sarcasm with
you isn't it
lion girl🦁
i'm sorry
i am genuinely very exited
to meet you
noodle head🤧
i don't believe you
lion girl🦁
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noodle head🤧
uh, what is that
lion girl🦁
proof that i am excited
featuring my little monkey
who i am yet to name
noodle head🤧
ooo can i help you name him?
lion girl🦁
bold of you to assume that my
monkey is a him
noodle head🤧
my apologies
what pronouns does your monkey
use?
lion girl🦁
....
he/him
but you shouldn't assume
noodle head🤧
and you shouldn't be so
pedantic
lion girl🦁
it's one of my most charming
features
noodle head🤧
i can tell
lion girl🦁
so, what name suggestions
do you have?
noodle head🤧
malcolm
lion girl🦁
i am not naming my monkey
malcom
noodle head🤧
too late
i already signed the birth certificate
and named myself malcolm's father
lion girl🦁
wow, i've known you a month
and we already have a child
together
noodle head🤧
it's an ugly ass child
lion girl🦁
he gets it from you
noodle head🤧
ouch that was harsh
lion girl🦁
i'm kidding i'm kidding
you're very attractive and you
know it
hopefully malcolm will grow
into his looks like you did
noodle head🤧
that was surprisingly sweet
for you archer
lion girl🦁
i have my moments
noodle head🤧
also, considering we're being
nice to me now, can we change
the name of the conversation?
lion girl🦁
sure thing boss
lion girl🦁 changed the name of the chat to "MALCOLM'S CO-PARENTS"
noodle head🤧
why co-parents and not just
parents?
lion girl🦁
because we're not together so
noodle head🤧
so when we are together we can
be his parents?
lion girl🦁
when?
noodle head🤧
that's the plan
lion girl🦁
wow, i never knew the great
wyatt oleff was such a flirt
noodle head🤧
well i've finally found someone
worth flirting with
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𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐄, wyatt oleff
Fanfictionextended summary inside! soulmate au in which the universe isn't always correct about who it pairs together as soulmates ❪ wyatt oleff x fem!oc ❫ ❪ social media x real life ❫ ❪ -hattieannas 2020 ❫ character: archer singh (she/her) faceclaim: l...
