So I'm going to do a New Years special. But don't worry! Levi's story Part 2 will be my next update!
Happy New Years everyone! Just a little special chapter to celebrate 2015! Characters might be OOC. This has basically nothing to do with the story but enjoy!
-Kookie<3
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New Years Resolutions 2015:
Levi: I WILL CLEAN EVERYTHING!!!!!! And to make those useless cadets suffer. Oh, and to chuck Eren's ass out the window. (F/N) is mine, fucktard.
Eren: I'M GONNA KILL ALL THE TITANS!!!!! IMMA FUCK THEM UP!!!!! *angry swearing in German*
And (F/N) is mine! Sorry Corporal Shorty - *cough* - Levi.
Levi: DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY!
Eren: SIR YES SIR! *about to piss himself*
Mikasa: *sends evil glares at Levi* This year that shortass motherfucker is gonna die.
Sasha: I'm going to eat all the potatoes in the world! :3
Erwin: I'm going to make my eyebrows 2Fab4U. You will learn to worship them. You will praise them. They will be your God. *dramatic music plays*
The Rest of the Survey Corps: IM NOT GOING TO DIE!!!!
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Erwin's Quote of Inspiration:
"Cadets... life may be short, but Levi is definitely shorter..."
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Levi's Motivational Speech 2014:
Wow. I'm surprised y'all ungrateful bitches are still alive.
*cough* - I mean - Congratulations on making it through the year!
We have suffered great losses, but humanity is definitely moving forward! *cough* not really *cough*.
One thing I don't understand is why we're losing to naked giants with no fucking brains! You fucking useless brats are nothing but a waste of oxygen! You know how much money we waste on you retarded shitheads!
Ffs.
Levi out bishes. Peace.
P.S. If you survive until next year... Who am I fucking kidding? You probably won't. *cue evil Light Yagami laugh* See y'all stupid fucks in hell!
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Ummmmm happy 2015? That was pretty crappy. Lol sorry. I think I had too much sugar. Suga. Sugaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Bts. Bangtannnnn. BANGTAN BOYS. Kookie. TaeTae. Baesssssss. <333333333
*cough* sorry. Fangirl mode is over.
Levi Story Part 2 is next for sure! Byeeeeeeee.
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