Lord Frieza incarnate in Gensokyo

Chapter 1

Yoo, this is your everyday weeb, yes just a regular weeb you see everywhere nowadays.

But, don't get me wrong now, even though I said I'm a weeb, I absolutely don't like waifu, harem, ecchi and whatever other shit you found there.

In other words, I prefer REAL girls over some 2D/3D-fictional-overly-sexy/cute female characters made by some ugly old man somewhere in japan.

Oh, did I touch a sore spot in your ass? Well, that's just my OWN preference, so if you didn't like it then fuck off.

...Okay, that was harsh, i'm sorry alright?

Anyway, why i'm saying this right now? Well, that's because of the impossible situation I found my humble ass in right now.

I think if you are one of us (weeb species) you'll understand everything if I show you this blue hologram-like panel, that appeared the moment I woke up from sleep in my room.

[Notification!]

[ The Root of Existence found your world's fantasy stories to be intriguing and decided to make a new world based in it. ]

[ The new world will be based in a random fantasy story from your world. ]

[ The timeline will be the same as the canon in the said story. ]

[ To make it more practical, the Root of Existence decided to send a random sentient creature from your world. ]

[ And you have been chosen as the one to go to the said world. ]

[ Would like to accept? ]

[ You need to answer with YES or NO ]

And that's it guys, I think even a low level weeb would understand what's going on, it's a fucking...

"ISEKAI SHIT?!!"

I said loudly as I jumped from my bed.

"wait... For real?!!"

I couldn't believe what i'm seeing, it's a fucking status BRO!! A REAL STATUS.

"Okay, let's relax for now..."

After I said that, I sat cross-legged in my bed and closed my eyes.

"..."

I opened them again.

"It's still here..."

And the same blue panel still hovering in front of my vision, let's say about half a metre away from my face?

"I got goosebumps..."

I looked at my hands and found that i'm having goosebumps.

"No wonder, it's a status after all."

I looked back at the stat- wait status? I forgot that it's just a notification, should I call it a panel? Nnn... a box?

"Nah, i'll just call it status."

Now then what should i do? I have to think about my family and- Nah.

"YES!"

Fuck it all, of course i'll accept this shit, i'm not some coward that would be afraid to get isekai-ed.

Family? Well I'm sorry but I have to choose my own life, and I'm not the first child to begin with, and my parents are well over 70 years old, so yeah you get what i mean.

How old i'm? 22 years old, now shut up.

[Affirmative!]

The moment i read that word, everything turned black and i felt as if i was forced to sleep.