Here is some more random shit to distract you.
Taka: Look at how cute these pens are.
Mondo: Bro, that's gay.
Taka: Mondo we've been dating.
Y/N: Let me see what you have.
Sayaka: A KNIFE!
Y/N: Ok then.
Leon: NO!
You guys: There's a minor mistake in your book.
Craig: Aw, I'm a failure.
When you think about it, Chihiro and Infinite are the exact opposite.
*gets called weak*
Chihiro: I know...
Infinite: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I'M NOT WEAK! *Destroys most of the world*
Monokuma: What do you call a bear that's being mean.
Craig: A dick juggling thunder cunt that's what.
Monokuma: What the fuck is wrong with you.
Y/N: Is that butter?
Taka: No it's Mondo
Y/N: I can't believe it's not butter.
Monokuma: Y/N has 19 bottles of dishsoap-
Kyoko: Wait why does he have that much soap?
Y/N: MIND YOUR BUSINESS KYOKO!
Y/N: *accepts that he's a traitor*
Junko: A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
Craig: I GOT A QUESTION! If a number 2 pencil is the most used pencil, why is it number 2?
Craig: I GOT A QUESTION! Why is it called a drive thru if you gotta stop?
Craig: My only goal is too become the pukicho of wattpad
Y/N analyzing porn: The stethiscope isn't even in his ears. Did they ever get the pizza?
Celeste: When we go in here, you are 8.
Y/N: But I'm 14-
Celeste: *slaps Y/N*
Waiter: Would you like a kids meal?
Y/N: *in tears* Y-Yes.
Makoto: I'm here open up.
Y/N: When I was 5 my dad forced me to eat dogfood.
Makoto: Open the door, dumbass.
YOU ARE READING
A Puppeteer's adventure (Danganronpa x Male Reader) (editing in progress)
Mystery / ThrillerHope's Peak Academy is a place where talented people can perfect their talents and become ultimates. In this scenario it's a little different. It's almost the same apart from killings and executions and a psychotic bear but you'll get used to it.
