airplane mode || banginho

07 . Stage One, I guess?

Both Chan and Minho remembered their coffee date.

And both were extremely nervous about it.

"Team Rocket, w- what do I do? What do I wear? Am I supposed to glam up or???"

"Relax yo' tits, bro. It's all good." Felix said, before deadpanning. "In all seriousness, don't wear that, it ain't slutty enough and you are gonna have to fu--"

"wE ARE CHILDREN OF GOD, TO LORD JESUS WE PRAY, AMEN!" Minho interrupted.

Felix laughed. "I'm just kidding. Y'all stage one, and we need to get you to stage two. Jisung! The whiteboard!"

"Sir yes sir!" Jisung nodded, scurrying away before returning with a small whiteboard and bamboo stick.

"Okay. You guys are at stage one, the 'awkward as fuck' phase." Felix pointed at a box that had 'stage uno: awkward as fuck' scribbled on it.
"And by the end of your date, you guys have to at least be on stage two." He pointed at another box that had 'stage dalawa: friends but not really'.
"Preferably, you'd be on stage 3 by the end of today." 'Stage tredici: friends!!!!'

Jisung wheeled it away, coming back with two outfits and makeup. "Look Min, I've got some blush, and Felix I'll need your brush!"

"Let's make him beautiful!"

"Let's make him beautifuuuul!"

"Make who beautifuuuul???"

"Okay?"

"Okay!" Minho chirped, before realising something. "Did you guys just quote the heathers?"

"Yes we did!" Jisung smiled.

"Now stay still, I'm brushing your hair!" Felix said happily.

Dear lord, Minho thought. He facepalmed.

"I said stay still!"

guess who got into Heathers agaaaain? me. ok but like, dead girl walking and big fun slap hard. actually, all the songs do. but anyway, yes they're going on a date hehehe