No Strings Attached

16

"Do you like Finn's girlfriend?" Quinn asked Santana after hiding out at Santana and Brittany's place for a few days.

"No." Santana answered. "She's loud and obnoxious. Plus, she's short."

Quinn smiled slightly.

"You don't like her either, right?" Santana asked.

"No, I don't." Quinn said. "Neither does Noah. He warned me about her."

"What's the deal with you guys?" Santana wondered. "Are you, like, together?"

Quinn shook her head. "We're still getting to know each other, but we're friends."

"Friends." Santana repeated with a nod, though she didn't buy it. "I give you, like, three months tops before you're a real couple."

"Not gonna happen." Quinn said. "Noah has his life in L.A. and I have mine here."

"Yeah, how is all of that gonna work?" Santana asked. "Are you guys gonna raise the baby here?"

"I think so." Quinn replied. "But we're still figuring things out."

"Well, you have time." Santana pointed out. She paused for a moment. "So are you guys still allowed to date other people?"

"I'm not dating anybody right now." Quinn said. "I have a lot to think about, and my entire life is gonna change soon."

"Which is exactly why you should enjoy dating while you still can." Santana noted. "Before the baby's here."

"No one's gonna wanna go out with me when I'm pregnant with another guy's baby." Quinn responded.

"So don't tell them." Santana suggested.

"So when a guy wants to meet for drinks, I just won't drink? And at dinner, he'll get wine and I'll get water?" Quinn raised her eyebrow.

"Geez, Quinn, you're making it sound like pregnancy is a disability." Santana said.

Quinn looked at her.

"All I'm saying is if Noah is still going on dates, then so should you." Santana stated as the apartment door opened and Brittany entered.

The Latina got up to greet the blonde at the door with a kiss.

"Hey, Quinn." Brittany smiled. "Are you moving in?"

"I'll be out of here in a day or two, I promise." Quinn said.

"Britt, we were just talking about Rachel." Santana said. "Finn's girlfriend."

"Oh, yeah, I don't like her." Brittany noted.

"Neither do we." Santana replied.

"Wait, is that why Quinn's here? Because then we should go save Finn." Brittany said.

"Finn is fine." Quinn said. "And actually, I wanted to tell you something, Britt."

"Okay." Brittany nodded as she and Santana sat down on the couches.

"So... I'm just gonna get right to it." Quinn decided. "Noah and I are gonna have a baby."

"And I get to be the godmother!" Santana exclaimed.

"Really?" Brittany asked happily.

"Well, we didn't get to that yet." Quinn said with a nod. "But yes. In June."