22. your new boyfriend

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but he's in your bed and im in your twitch chat!

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user2: THEY ARE BACK
user4: AND WITH WILBUR LYRICS

sapnapinsta: BLUE HAIR? IT LOOKS SICK!
quackity: step back from wife number two
karljacobs: VOUCH!
khaoz: i want a divorce

dreamwastaken: hey astrid
jojohugs: DREAM SHE IS A LESBIAN
dreamwastaken: OOH
khaoz: IM ROLLING AROUND IN CAT PISS
assteroid: ....I'd never snitch on—
user3: ASTRID?!
user1: dream, astrid simp?!

user2: the last time they posted together....
khaoz: hehehe new song?




karl 💞 is calling....

"Eri, you dyed your hair?" Karl exclaimed, his eyes close up towards the camera. Eris laughed, holding the phone like he was. She was going to prolong it as long as she could. "Please show me!" Eris pulled the camera back, smiling a bit harder. He took a screenshot, making her gasp.

"Hey, what?" She took a screenshot back. They both laughed a bit at how childish they were being. "What are you doing?"

"Nothing, it's boring since you left," He pouted. Eris gave him a sad smile. She missed him a lot. The random talks or trips. It was a bit hard for her to admit but it was true. "But it's not that long until I'm able to come down to you!"

"Astrid and Josephine want to put you on trial," Eris laughed a bit. "A whole 30 minute interview with challenges!" Karl laughed too, finding it a bit funny. "Oh my god, you can meet Scorpio!" Almost as if on cue, the dog came into her room, making her smile. Eris called for Scorpio, who ran to her lifting his front paws  to rest on her shoulder. "This is PUFF's manager, Scorpio."

"Oh wow, hi Scorpio, it's so nice to meet you," Karl got serious, extending his arm out. Scorpio made his way to the phone, sniffing it a bit and staring at Karl. Eris looked at him weirdly, not knowing what Scorpio would do. "Is he vibe checking me?"

"I have no cl—" Eris was interrupted by Scorpio grabbing the phone in his mouth and running off. She blinked for a bit before reacting. "SCORPIO!" She ran after her dog, hearing the other two girls come in from grabbing food. Josephine and Astrid watched Scorpio sprint out the door, both of them having the same reaction as Eris before.

"Eris, what did Scorpio have in his mouth?" Josephine running out the door, following Eris. Astrid set the food down, turning around to catch up to their dog.

"My fucking phone!"










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bubbles | jojohugs
YA GIRL WITH ERIS NEWS! buckle up because this one is funny af!

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bubbles | jojohugs
me and astrid went to get food, bringing food back to our QUEEN like good worker bees. we open the door and scorpio zoomed out, followed by eris.

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bubbles | jojohugs
SCORPIO SNATCHED HER PHONE WITH KARL ON THE DAMN LINE! LIKE HE SAID 🏃🏽‍♀️💨

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bubbles | jojohugs
so now, here we are. collecting our breathes after running after our thief of a son....our neighbors also laughed at us...SUCKS FOR ASTRID BECAUSE SHE HAS A CRUSH ON THE GIRL NEXT DOOR! HEY MOLLY HOW YOU DOING GIRLIE!

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bubbles | jojohugs
update: ive been kicked out to the front porch for an hour....pain





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THE GIRLS ARE BACK
and they say stream your new
boyfriend....

but this was the funniest chapter
and kinda a filler as i look for
what to put next for kais!

as always loves,
have a nice day/night!
stay hydrated!
you are loved!

~j

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