Cursed Mcyt Oneshots :)

Family Bonding

(Author 1 be like: :) killed a women feeling good)

(The picture above is amazing it is made by @TEALOOFCORE on twitter :D Go check them out, they make epik art :D)

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Third POV. (Point Of View)

Philza said they had to go outside

for family bonding

now you see

techno, the guy who doesn't sleep and farms potatoes inside the house garden (not sure if you know wot it is)

Y e a h that guy that guy the man that no body can kill was forced by his father to go outside with the child (Ha) 

so

so

so

tommy wanted to call tubbo and hang out with him

but philza said no

because 

he hanged out tubbo basically everyday

so

m a n

then

technoblade wanted to farm potatoes

but

philza ate them all

even the seeds

so

m a n

s o

m a n 

and

then

philza got mad

so

he ate all of tubbo's bees

because

he was hungry

tubbo got mad

and then killed philza

and ate him 

so

wilbur

got mad

and ate tubbo

and then tommy ate wilbur

and then technoblade killed the child for coins on hypixel 

and then he bought potato seeds at the potato shop

and

he planted potatoes forever and never went to sleep

the end

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and cut :D
(look man if it didn't make sense to you no worries author 1 has no idea what they wrote either so u h)

y e a h