Story time with Author 1 :]
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5 Little Fucks went swimming one day
Over the cocaine and far away
Philza Minecraft said, "Get back here you little fucks"
But only 4 little fuckers came back
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4 Little Fucks went robbing one day
Over the vaults and somewhere away
Philza Minecraft said, "You're going to get caught by the cops if you don't come back"
But only 3 little fuckers came back
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3 Little Fucks went killing one day
Over the bodies and running away
Philza Minecraft said, "You should've dumped the bodies in the river, so come back, I can teach you the proper way to dispose a body"
But only 2 little motherfuckers came back
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2 Little Fucks went shooting one day
Over the kids and far away
Philza Minecraft said, "Your aim is terrible, learn to be better like me"
But only 1 Shithead came back
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1 Shithead went assaulting one day
Over the elderly and far away
Philza Minecraft said, "I'm one of them, so get the fuck out"
So no more fuckers came back
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Had a friend help out with this one
Really colorful word choice
Might make part 2
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Cursed Mcyt Oneshots :)
FanfictionWe're Author 1, Author 2 and Author 3 presenting you a cursed fanfic between many Minecraft youtubers. (and more-) This soon-to-be masterpiece was inspired by the comments of another book, so here we are. We take request so just say it in the comm...
