Tommy x Coke (part 4 or something)

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lmao i wasn't lying about this chapter

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"OwO, Coke what do you want to do?"

"Go and clean the house for me :)"

"UwU okay master!"

(Tommy in the inside: OH FUCK ME, WAHT THE HELL IS THIS SHIT?!)

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~After tommy cleans the house or something~

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P o o f

"OH YOU SON OF BITCH I'M NEVER DOING THAT AGAIN-!!"

"I'll force you to do it again if you don't shut up."

"Please no-"

"That's what i thought :), now make me dinner."

"I don't know how to cook-"

"Call technoblade."

"Wait how do you kno-"

"JUST CALL HIM!!"

"ALRIGHT CHILL-, (BEEP BEEP BEEP) Hey Techno-"

"What do you want, child?"

"How do I cook?"

"Okay, I gotchu. You take some potatoes, you peel them, you flavor them, then you chop them, then you fry them, do n e." (this is not actually a recipe- i just made it up-)

"Thanks-"

"Shut up child, im busy farming potatoes, talk to you later nerd."

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

"Okay. I got this, I think-"

"Well, hurry up then."

"Oh fuck you, I can do what I want, I'm never drinking coke again!!"

"Yeah right."

And then he woke up...

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L m a o

cliff hanger :)

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