lmao i wasn't lying about this chapter
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"OwO, Coke what do you want to do?"
"Go and clean the house for me :)"
"UwU okay master!"
(Tommy in the inside: OH FUCK ME, WAHT THE HELL IS THIS SHIT?!)
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~After tommy cleans the house or something~
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P o o f
"OH YOU SON OF BITCH I'M NEVER DOING THAT AGAIN-!!"
"I'll force you to do it again if you don't shut up."
"Please no-"
"That's what i thought :), now make me dinner."
"I don't know how to cook-"
"Call technoblade."
"Wait how do you kno-"
"JUST CALL HIM!!"
"ALRIGHT CHILL-, (BEEP BEEP BEEP) Hey Techno-"
"What do you want, child?"
"How do I cook?"
"Okay, I gotchu. You take some potatoes, you peel them, you flavor them, then you chop them, then you fry them, do n e." (this is not actually a recipe- i just made it up-)
"Thanks-"
"Shut up child, im busy farming potatoes, talk to you later nerd."
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
"Okay. I got this, I think-"
"Well, hurry up then."
"Oh fuck you, I can do what I want, I'm never drinking coke again!!"
"Yeah right."
And then he woke up...
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