Eating kids can be fun, thanks for coming to my Ted talk - Author 2
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Quackity POV
"Badddddd, why don't you love meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
"Because, youre short, annoying, and skephel o is rea- auhummjhmj I mean yeah"
"But I can give you good dunderhead :("
"LANGUAGE, ILL BREAK YOUR LEGS IF YOU DON'T STOP BOTHER ING ME"
"Ughg fine, how do I earn your love tho??"
"Shoo already, you can't replace skeppy"
"You know wh at FINE, but just so you know Im not a flappy patty like Skeppy >:("
Quackity leaves bad alone and goes to find Skeppy.
"Hey skeppy, catch this"
Quackity throws rock at skeppy.
"Wha t"
Quackity throws more rocks.
"St op Quackity"
Quackity continues sniping skeppy but he realizes he has pebbles and not rocks.
"O h shit"
So then big Q sents Mexican dream after Skeppy to murder him, and he goes on to find bbh.
"Baadddddd where are you, I have good news"
Quackity finds Bad with a tray of muffins at the church of primes.
"What do you want?? Can't you see im getting married"
"W H-, YOU WERE ENGAGED TO BEGIN WITH??"
"No, but you see this muffin on my tray, it proposed to me, nd the other muffins are our children."
"W h a t no, ill eat your children if you don't love me back"
"N O don't you dare"
"St op, you cant eat this couples children-"
Says priest Wilbur soot
"Fuck you Wilbur, you were supposed to be dead and your sons dogwater"
"You motherfucker, ill eat you if you don't leave"
"Try m e bloody wanker"
Wilbur bites off Quackity's finger and he runs off screaming.
And so Bbh and his muffin family lived happily ever after, until Bbh ate one of his children by accident
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Ye ah drugs were involved in the making of this
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