c o r n (part 2)

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M a n

i need to write something instead of corn

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you 

yes you

i see you

why aren't you hitting the follow button

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(m a n)

d o 

i t

so we can feel clout

d o  i t

n o w

p e a s a n t

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y'know

techno decided

to try different corn (im pretty sure theres different types of corn?)

so he did

he didn't like them 

so he sticked with regular corn

he was the corn god

whoever laughed at corn

shall perish

anyways

what did you have for lunch today

corn?

okay cool

y'know

niki and techno worked together and made corn cake

it tastes pretty good tbh

you should also try it out

techno wanted to try different things today

instead of corn

so he cut a small piece of philza

and ate it

philza was just trying to pog through the pain

philza didn't taste good

so he moved onto someone else

ranboo

ranboo is half endermen and half ghast he thinks

so

he cut two small portions of him

and ate those small portions

ranboo did taste pretty good tbh

probably the shampoo he had on

so

he asked ranboo what shampoo he used

and he bought it

and killed some endermen and ghast

and washed it with that shampoo

and ate it

tasted pretty good tbh

anyways

what did you have for breakfast?

corn cake?

cool

anyways

im gonna go eat corn

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i have corn for dinner right now-

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