M a n
i need to write something instead of corn
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you
yes you
i see you
why aren't you hitting the follow button
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(m a n)
d o
i t
so we can feel clout
d o i t
n o w
p e a s a n t
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y'know
techno decided
to try different corn (im pretty sure theres different types of corn?)
so he did
he didn't like them
so he sticked with regular corn
he was the corn god
whoever laughed at corn
shall perish
anyways
what did you have for lunch today
corn?
okay cool
y'know
niki and techno worked together and made corn cake
it tastes pretty good tbh
you should also try it out
techno wanted to try different things today
instead of corn
so he cut a small piece of philza
and ate it
philza was just trying to pog through the pain
philza didn't taste good
so he moved onto someone else
ranboo
ranboo is half endermen and half ghast he thinks
so
he cut two small portions of him
and ate those small portions
ranboo did taste pretty good tbh
probably the shampoo he had on
so
he asked ranboo what shampoo he used
and he bought it
and killed some endermen and ghast
and washed it with that shampoo
and ate it
tasted pretty good tbh
anyways
what did you have for breakfast?
corn cake?
cool
anyways
im gonna go eat corn
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i have corn for dinner right now-
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