A/N: With another book done it's time for another round of incorrect quotes! Hope you enjoy them!
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Eilidh: Does hitting yourself make you weak or strong?
Zelda: Strong.
Mary: Weak.
Bryony: It makes you a fucking idiot.
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Mary: You know what I need?
Link: What?
Mary: A reality check! *Winks*
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Link: What's wrong with your friend?
Charlie: Considering nearly everyone I know is a fucking idiot your gonna have to be more specific.
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Bryony, Celeste and Mary: *Yelling random words and giggling*
Link: What does that mean?
Charlie: Those are their inside jokes.
Link: *Confusion*
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Mary: You ever wonder what it's like to be stabbed?
Bryony: What's the matter with you?
Charlie: Been there. It hurts.
Bryony: EH?
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Zelda: How come you can't walk in a straight line?
Cecilia: I'm bent.
Zelda: What?
Charlie: It means she's gay.
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Charlie: How would you describe me?
Cecilia: Funny, caring, cute-
Charlie: I said describe me, not you.
Cecilia: ...I love you.
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Mary: You can't get married within two weeks!
Link and Zelda: Watch us.
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Mary: Charlie says she can only deal with so many headaches a day. She says I count for at least 10.
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Mary: Okay I have a metaphor, nudging the baby bird to take flight-
Link: Okay we’re getting somewhere!
Bryony: Wait for it…
Mary: And the baby bird immediately flies straight into an unseen jet turbine and causes the entire plane to come crashing down *laughs maniacally* and no one survives! *continues laughing*
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Ganon: *Talking about Charlie* I will break this insolent child.
Annette: How many times do we need to teach you this lesson old man?
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Annette: Is that the best you can do!?!
Ganon: *Laughs and an entire army appears behind him*
Diana: You had to ask.
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Celeste: What's you age?
Link: Can't you figure that out based on my birthday?
Celeste: I'm a teenager Link, not a mathematician.
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Mary: Question: What's yellow and can't swim?
Link: What?
Mary: A bus full of children.
Link: Uh...
Charlie: Yeah, she has a really dark sense of humour.
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Eilidh: If you had to pick a member of the squad to date, who would it be?
Celeste: I don't know.
Bryony: Me neither.
Cecilia: Charlie.
*Everyone looks at her*
Cecilia: ...I don't know.
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Annette: If I were you, I would run.
Mary: If you were me, you would be good looking.
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Mary: Can you make me a sandwich?
Bryony: *Puts a bit of bread on Mary's head* There. Now your a sandwich.
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Paya: *Giggles*
Lisa: The strong must protect the sweet.
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Mary: You put an egg in my room! I kill what you love!
Link: Psycho.
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Charlie: Link and Zelda are so cute! I'll put them on a boat.
Zelda: You'll put us on what?
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Ganon: You do not know who you’re dealing with, child
Mary: Uh, Shakespeare in the park, doth mother know you weareth her drapes?
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