1. Why is the place where you sit in a stadium called a stand?
2. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?
3. Maybe 'Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?' isn't a show that displays how stupid grown adults can be, but rather, a show that depicts how much useless information we teach grade schoolers that won't be applicable later in life.
4. Your stomach thinks all potato is mashed.
5. Faeces is both man-made and natural.
6. Based on your personal experience, there is no proof that you're mortal.
7. If Mother Gothel had just told Rapunzel her birthday was on a different date none subsequent events in the movie would've taken place.
8. Saying 'I had a beef sandwich with salad' sounds a lot better (and healthier) than 'I had a burger'
9. Your dad is a motherf*cker and your grandad is a grandmotherf*cker.
10. Hydrogen and oxygen are two highly flammable gasses, yet when combined in the right proportions, they form the stuff that's most commonly used to extinguish flames; water.
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Uh, really sorry about the ninth one. I couldn't resist putting it here 😅
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