1. What did the the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two!
2. What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!
3. What do you call a bear without any teeth?
A gummy bear!
4. Why did the golfer change his pants?
Because he got a hole in one!
5. Does anyone need an ark?
I Noah guy!
6. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
7. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the football team?
Because she kept running from the ball!
8. How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
He felt his presents!
9. What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows!
10. When is a door not a door?
When it's ajar
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The Book of Ultimate Randomness
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