1. Can you cry underwater?
2. Do fishes ever get thirsty?
3. Why don't birds fall off trees when they sleep?
4. Why is it called a building when it's already been built?
5. When they say pet food is improved and tastier, who tastes it?
6. If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
7. Why does round pizza come in a square box?
8. Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle?
9. How did the person who made the first clock know exactly what time it was?
10. If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square/rectangular?
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BONUS QUESTION- If women are always right, and men are always wrong, if a man tells a woman she's right, is he right or wrong?
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