10 random things you should say if you want to let someone know that you're crazy and weird
1. Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.
2. I will beat you with a small child.
3. Once I saw a purple flying cow and I named it Phillip.
4. Don't freak out, but my neighbour lives next to me.
5. Sometimes when I'm alone I like to dress up in all brown, lay on the floor and pretend I'm a potato.
6. Shhh, the jalapenos are sleeping.
7. A giant baby head squished Obama
8. One time I died but I got better.
9. Have you seen my dog? He is 6 feet tall and hates heights, he is brown and thinks he's got swag
10. *tap on somebody's shoulder* can I sniff your butt?
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Did these make you laugh? Do you want to try them out? (I did. They work.) Comment and tell me!
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The Book of Ultimate Randomness
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