Chapter 12 - Professor Lockhart

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"judge me and i'll prove you wrong"

"He can't be that bad" Daphne says as we walk into our DADA lesson preparing ourselves for the new professors teaching ways

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"He can't be that bad" Daphne says as we walk into our DADA lesson preparing ourselves for the new professors teaching ways.

"Have you seen him. He is quite literally the biggest muppet I have ever met in my whole life." I huff as I sit down next to Astrid and Draco.

"Muppet" Goyle chuckles

"Wait your not obsessed with him? I swear everyone in the school is drooling over him." Blaise says across from Daphne

"She's hated him since the first time she saw him" Draco says while grinning remembering about Harries first in counter with Lockhart.

*flashback - 7 years ago*

*Draco's POV*

Harrie and I were walking besides each other I deep conversation when Father who was in front of us suddenly came to a halt.

"Mr Malfoy how lovely it is to see you here"

"Yes what a lovely surprise" Father said obviously not very pleased to have to talk to this muppety man.

Harrie dragged me in front of Father with her so we could see who he was talking too. Muppet man had weird golden hair and was all dressed up in colourful robes. He looked rather fancy for everyday errands.

"He looks quite funny" Harrie giggles in my ear "What a muppet"

"Ah these must be your children Lucius"

"Yes we are" I said confidently sticking my hand out, he took it and turned to Harrie

Mirroring me, she placed out her hand.

The man looked at Harrie and knocked her hand out the way and started rubbing her hair vigorously. Harrie hated it so much when people touched her hair. "Aren't you sweet" He said

A look of disgust filled her face, she slapped his hand away from her and looked him dead in the eye and said "Do. Not. Touch. Me"

Father and I smirked at Harrie's remark and the funny mans shocked face.

"Well Gilderoy I must be off, till next time" Father said before pushing past the man

Once the muppet was out of eyesight Harrie quickly turned to me "Is my hair alright, He better not have ruined my hair, ugh is my hair ruined, I bet it is."

"Hang on" I stick my tongue out subconsciously trying to focus on making it back to how it was "Perfect"

"Thanks drake" Harrie smiles taking my hand

*End of flashback*

*Harrie's POV*

Suddenly the door to the DADA's Professors office slammed open and a funny looking man strutted out and onto the balcony "Let me introduce you to your new defence against the arts teacher... me"

I along with Draco, roll my eyes as the rest of the class look as if they are witnessing the most amazing, handsome man standing in front of them acknowledging their presence.

"Gilderoy Lockhart" He booms "Order of merlin third class, Honorary member of the dark force defence league and five times winner of which weekly's most charming smile award" He says while leaning against and winking at painting of himself

"But I don't talk about that, I didn't get rid of the Bandon Banshee by smiling at him" He says while giving the most horrible smile to the class

"What a muppet" I murmur under my breath which causes Goyle to laugh again behind me.

Professor Lockhart started to hand out test  papers

"What kind of test is this?" Theo says turning over the page

"He is evidently off his trotters, that's for sure" Draco huffs

"There is no way anyone is making me fill out this useless test" I says crunching up the paper and throwing it into the bin

"You got it in" Crabbe says high fiving me before we both start laughing

This catches the attention of the room and the whole of our group started scrunching up their papers to see if they could get it in the bin too.

"Now now children this is important information" Lockhart reassures 

"If this is important information then you-know-who must be the kindest man in the world" I mutter causing Theo to chuckle once again

After another ten or so minutes of my precious time slowly wasting away Lockhart finally collects in the papers

"Tut tut tut, Hardly any of you remembered my favourite colour is lilac, But Miss Hermione Granger knew that my secret ambition is to rid the world of evil and market my own range of hair-care potions, good girl" He says while giving her a stupid wink

"Thanks" She reply's suddenly all flustered

"Of course the know it all mudblood knew" Astrid says rolling her eyes at the pathetic sight of Granger swooning over Lockhart

"I know right" Draco chuckles which earn't him a worthless glare from Weasley and Potter

"Now be warned, It is my job to arm you against the foulest creatures known to wizard kind" All of a sudden the cage with the cloth over it starts to shake. "You may find yourself facing your worst fears in this room"

Instinctively I reach out and grab onto Dracos arm

"Don't worry Harrie, remember it's Lockhart teaching us so it wont be anything to bad"

"Know only that no harm can befall whilst I am here" The professor says

"I suddenly feel so much more safe" I sarcastically murmurer, I shuffle up closer to the protection of Draco who was guarding me from the context of the cage.

"I must ask you not to scream" Lockhart says slowly bringing his hand up to the cloth "For it might provoke them"

"Cornish pixies?" Seamus says, the whole class burst out laughing

"Look at them their pathetic" Crabbe laughs while Blaise was becoming quite flustered

"They are horrible, you know they once broke into our cottage down in Cornwall, they ripped all the wallpaper off the walls." Blaise complains

"Oh Blaise that's horrible, poor Mrs Zabini as well" I empathise

"Freshly caught Cornish pixies" The now slightly embarrassed professor says "Laugh if you will but pixies can be devilishly tricky little blighters"

"Professor I wouldn't open that cage" Harry questions, while I walk with my table over to the door 

"Nonsense, Lets see what you make of them" He says completely ignoring Potters warning

The cage door swings open and the pixies go everywhere, latching onto people, books, paintings and even the chandelier

Two of the pests started to make their way over to Draco so I take a book sitting on the desk and swing it at the pixies. 

Once our group is pixie-free we run out of the door quickly slam it shut

"So do you still think that absolute muppet is amazing" I huff to Daphne who's hair was now all messed up because of the pixies

"He may possibly be the worlds most incompetent man ever" She groans as we run off towards the bathroom to re-style our messed up hair

"I'm glad you finally came to your senses" I laugh

"He may be annoying but do you not agree hes rather attractive" Astrid giggles

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