Mark: HELLO everybody Markiplier here, we got a few questions and two new guest.
Pinkie: HI!!
Celestia: hello subjects
Mark: we're here today because someone guessed who Discord likes. We have three contestants, Orcid, Pinkie Pie, and Celestia.
Discord: I-I'm nervous...is it ok I sit next to you Orcid?
Orcid: of course you can.
Discord: thanks...
Pinkie: is that why we're here?! ITS LIKE A GAME SHOW!!!WOOHOO!!!
Queen: sure Pinkie a game show *rolls eyes*
Mark: first question is from MaddieHouston : who are your crushes?
For once I don't have one.
Queen: I kinda have one on FlufflePuff
Nightmare: Sombra
Sombra: Luna
Orcid: don't have one
Discord: you'll find out
Celestia: I don't have one either
Pinkie: CHEESE SANDWICH
MARK: ok, next question is from Luigigirl708 : DISCORD HAS A CRUSH ON ORCID P.S.: I dare you all to meet JEFF THE KILLER, the creepy pasta.
Oh god no..
Orcid: you guys are crazy *snaps* *Jeff appears roped up*
Jeff: huh? Hey! Let me go!
Orcid: like I would want to let loose a killer
Jeff: what are you anyway?
Orcid: a draconequus, a creature you don't know about.
Jeff: I see that. I just want to get out of here.
Orcid: good. so do I. *snaps him away* ugh, killers.
Mark: next is from flute_player_1 : I dare all of you 2 play Five Nights at Freddys 1 and 2. also if you were a element of harmony what would your element be? (I'm guessing Discords is chaos)
Queen: if we had to choose the actual elements I would be generosity. If not, I would be deceiving.
Sombra: I would be the element of loyalty. the other would be dreadfulness.
Nightmare: I would be honesty, otherwise the element of hate.
Orcid: I would hope to be kindness, but if not, as you know it wickedness.
Discord: I would no doubt be laughter, but yes indeed chaos.
Pinkie: then whose magic?
Orcid: who would be magic?
Nightmare: *shrugs* I don't know
Mark: last is from ChaosQueen2001 : I say either Pinkie or Celestia. oh and I dare you all to call each other by what Discord nicknamed you all (except Orcid) Chysi Sommy Moonbutt and *laughs* Dissy.
Orcid: yes! Lucky me!
Queen: well it's not like they don't call me Chrysi already.
Sombra: why Sommy?!
Discord: it was the only thing I could think of!
Mark: so what's first, Five Nights at Freddys or Discords crush...thing?
Orcid: let's do the game first.
***minuets later***
Orcid: NEVER.MAKE ME.PLAY THAT.EVER AGAIN. *shivering in fear*
Mark: oooook time for Discords crush thing, so girls er... Mares, close your eyes.
*Celestia and Pinkie close them*
Mark: *pushes ORCID next to the contestants* you too Orcid.
Orcid: what?! I-I thought you were kidding!
Mark: nope! Go on, close them!
Orcid: ok ok. *closes them*
Discord: here goes nothing...*kisses Orcid softly*
Orcid: mmm! *ears prick up and eyes fly open*
Discord: *breaks kiss* I'm sorry...
Pinkie: *gasp* OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
Mark: uhhhhhh well... we'll see you in the next ask....BU-BYE!!
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Ask the Villains of Equestria (Completed)
FanfictionSo me, Discord, Sombra, Nightmare, and Chryslis (plus more) are bored and want to be asked questions, so go ahead and leave us one and I'm sure we'll have a great time
