norah's useless rant book

hey besties

Hey guys how's it going?

Well

Im in northern california again to be in my fathers custody

And its going better than i thought but still not very good

Also really quick intermission

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHNNY SUH!!!  ILYSM AND THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING YOU DO FOR YOUR CZENNIES, WE REALLY APPRECIATE IT AND HONESTLY WE JUST LOVE YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE SO THANKS.  NCT WOULDNT BE THE SAME WITHOUT YOU MY GUY AND YOUR COFFEE STORY IS ICONIC.  HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN, I CAN IMAGINE THAT TEN PROBABLY TRIED TO MAKE A CAKE BUT FAILED AND FUCKED UP THE KITCHEN SO MARK TOOK OVER AND PROBABLY DROPPED IT BY THE END SO SINCE THEY BOTH HAD NO IDEA HOW TO MAKE A CAKE THEY GOT YOU A WATERMELON

Ok were back yall

Uh

Idk

I have nothing to rant about so ill just tell yall about my life

My friend got her acc deleted so i made a backup incase that happens to mine

Its JUNGWOONIVERSE

Why is it in all caps, idk either

I might change the name soon but i love jungwoo and i thought the name was kinda cute so i went with it for now

The thought of something happening to this acc physically pains me

Ive spent so long on my works and ive made some amazing friends and i dont wanna lose that

Lets all just hope for the best

Also

In case anyones wondering, im still failing math

And i have to make my schedule for next year tonight with my counselor

Haha kill me

My mother wants to be there too

And if i havent said what shes like, shes like an asian tiger mom on steroids multiplied by 100000000000

Its bad

And i just suffer as my sister does everything perfectly while i can barely pass anything

Whatever

Maybe in honor of johnnys birthday ill recite the coffee story

Yes ive memorized the entire thing 

"my dad knew i liked beans, so he was just playing with beans.  and then he dropped it, and he dropped a rock, then it slid, and hot water started falling, and then coffee."

Iconic if you ask me

Johnny's fashion evaluation is just iconic

We got some of our most iconic lines from there

We got the iconic line from ten "my skin is like honey, no you gotta taste it"

You could literally see the gay panic in johnny's eyes after that

Johnten was thriving during that episode

We got johnny being flirty with ten for like 30 minutes or something

HAHA THAT JUST REMINDED ME OF ANOTHER ICONIC THING FROM THAT EPISODE FROM MARK

"Ah dude he's flirting"

Mark is just like that one younger brother and i dont have to say anything else you can just imagine what im describing

Anyways happy birthday johnny

Why are all of the neos born in february, like im born in february too but why?

Doyoungs and jisungs birthdays already passed but its jaehyuns birthday on the 14th, then iTS MY MAN JUNGWOO'S ON THE 19TH AND THEN...

ITS MY BOY TEN'S BIRTHDAY ON THE 27THHHHHHH

Get ready for long as rants for jungwoo and tens birthdays

If youre one of my irl friends

Get ready for the spam

Yall remember what i did on doyoungs birthday

2 posts with 10 slides, i posted like 5 things on my story on both of my accs, and i called my friend and we had a birthday party

I really love my NCT boys

Its funny how 3/4 of my NCT biases were born in February 

Doyoung is february 1st, jungwoo is february 19th, and ten is february 27th

And then chenle is november 22nd

Way to fuck it all up chenle

Its ok my dude ily anyways

Im just ditching my math class to write this lmao

This is getting kinda long maybe ill end it here

Okie sorry for not being as active btw

Bye bye

-norah