norah's useless rant book
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    lets talk about cat emojis

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    since apparently everyone loves cat emojis i'm here to explain why i don't
    
                          
    i always cringe when i see certain cat emojis like WTF IS THIS 😼  THE CAT LOOKS LIKE THEYRE ABOUT TO EAT SOMEONES PUSSY LIKE SIR NO.  OF YOURE GONNA MAKE A CAT EMOJI AT LEAST MAKE IT LOOK GOOD.  I DONT WANT MY EMOJI TO LOOK LIKE IT WANTS TO SUCK MY NON EXISTENT DICK.
    
                          
    and WHY DO THEY EXIST?  i'm a cat person and cats are my favorite animal  (i literally have 4 cats) but like whats the point of a cat emoji?
    
                          
    you see, i have a theory.  cat emojis exist because humans are so ugly that apple was like 'oh shit we gotta make some cute emojis or we'll go bankrupt' and boom, cat emojis were created.  yes i know my answer is total genius and apple better not come for me for exposing them.
    
                          
    so yeah i still hate cat emojis and i just realized this rant makes absolutely no sense but oh well i'm publishing it anyway.
    
                          
    i wont love cat emojis until the day a cowboy cat emoji is created, thank you and goodnight
    
                          
    -norah
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