norah's useless rant book

KJHSGFDFGH WHY IS THIS EVEN FUNNY

OML THE PRETTY SAVAGE CHOREO IM DYING AHAHAHAHAHHA

WHAT EVEN HAPPENED LIKE WHO CHOREOGRAPHED THIS ITS NOT EVEN BAD ITS JUST SO FUNNY

EVERYONE WAS TALKING ABOUT THIS A MONTH AGO AND I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT IT AND DECIDED TO WATCH A LIVE STAGE KAHGDHJKSL

ITS SO AKWARD WHICH MAKES ME SAD SINCE ITS PROBABLY MY FAVORITE SONG ON THE ALBUM

LIKE I FEEL LIKE PRETTY SAVAGE IS EVERYONE FAVORITE AND BUT THE CHOREO IS EVERYONES LEAST FAVORITE CUZ WTF

I LOVE THIS SONG BUT WHEN THEY DO THE THING AT 1:15 I CANT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY AND ROSÉS THING AT 2:39 IS SO AKWARD LKSJHKSJJSKJSJGFDFSGHJKLSK

AND THE BEST PART IS HOW MANY TIMES THEY HAD TO SAY "SAVAGE" OR "CHIC" TO REPLACE THE WORD "BITCH" SO THEY DON'T SWEAR ON STAGE

ANYWAY SOMEONE WATCH IT AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK

-norah