why the hell is minho so pretty

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minho is pretty idk what else to say like LOOK AT THIS MAN IM IN LOVE

^^^ THE FUCKING AUDACITY OF THIS MAN HE'S SO CUTE BUT THEN HE GETS HOT AND MY BRIN MALFUNCTIONS AND I START CRYING OVER HIS BEAUTY 

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^^^ THE FUCKING AUDACITY OF THIS MAN HE'S SO CUTE BUT THEN HE GETS HOT AND MY BRIN MALFUNCTIONS AND I START CRYING OVER HIS BEAUTY 

OK IDK WHAT ELSE TO SAY IM DYING

wait actually i do have something to say.  listen, by now its very obvious that i love minho with my entire heart and i would die for him but minho, sis, what the hell is up with your stage name.  WHAT THE HELL IS A "LEE KNOW" LIKE MINHO SOUNDED FINE WHY DID YOU GO WITH LEE KNOW KJHGFDFGHJKSJHGHJ.  like sometimes i'll talk to new STAYs and be like "yeah i'm minho biased" and they'll be like "who's minho" and so i have to explain OH SORRY LEE KNOW IS MINHO JUST WITH AN UGLIER FUCKING NAME.  JYP IM SUING YOUR ASS FOR LETTING HIM HAVE SUCH AN UGLY STAGE NAME I HATE IT SO MUCH FUCK YOU PARK JINYOUNG

but seriously minho is so fucking pretty like have you seen him.  that man has the power to make me straight

ah wait now it sounds like im cheating on ten i pROMISE IM NOT I PROMISE I STILL LOVE TEN MORE THAN I LOVE MY OWN LIFE

also i was having a discussion with some of my friends and they said "yOu cAnT bE iN loVe wItH mInHo hE doEsnT eVen kNoW yOu eXisT" and then they're like "OMG BAKUGOU'S SO CUTE UWU IM GONNA MARRY HIM". like at least minho is fucking real i have more of a chance than you do.

-norah

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