YOOOOOOO THIS IS FUNNY AS FUCK TO ME- BABY TUBBO GO Y E E T.
Offschlatt x dadschlatt au
Schlatt gets sick of Tubbo's shit and fucking yeets him through the fucking roof then when he comes back down schlatt wacks him through a brick wall
"stop crying." Schlatt mumbled, cradling his son lazily in his arms. Tubbo didn't stop crying though, if anything he was crying louder. Schlatt rolled his eyes and held tubbo with one hand, grabbing his baseball bat with the other. "Stop crying." He said again, his son looking at him with tear-filled, confused eyes and sobbing louder. With a sigh, schlatt lowered his hand a little and threw him up, Tubbo breaking through the fucking roof. Schlatt lifted his bat up and tapped his foot patiently. After a minute, tubbo fell back down, schlatt swinging and launching tubbo through the wall.
Schlatt chuckled, putting his now bloody bat down and starting to walk away.
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT THE HECK?!" He heard Travis yell from the other room, "HOW DID YOU HIT HIM THROUGH THREE WALLS?!"