*throws heart-shaped confetti in the air*
What's with the confetti?
It's Valentines day! *throws more confetti*
Okay...
Did you ask Estella to be your Valentine?
Nope, 'cause I'm too scared too! *throws more confetti*
Well, that's just sad.
I know right? *throws more confetti*
*dances around in the falling confetti*
*sits there watching those two bananas dance around in falling heart-shaped confetti* How are you guys so happy all the time?
I dunno.
Have you got a Valentine, Tarwa?
*nearly pukes*
Okay then...
I can't stand this sappy Valentines stuff.
So you don't have a Valentine?
I never said that.
Ooooh, Tarwa!
Yup!
What's he like?
Weeeeell, he's so interesting and amazing and funny and he makes me laugh a lot! He's literally the best thing ever, and I don't know what I'd be without him. :)
Awww! So when do we get to meet this Valentine?
Right now! *pulls out the Lord of the Rings book* This is my Valentine! *holds up book*
You've got issues, Tarwa. -_-
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Later... ❤️
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*in the park reading Lord of the Rings*
LEGOLAS: MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
*continues reading*
LEGOLAS: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
*continues reading*
LEGOLAS: Muaha ... ha?
*still pays no attention to him*
LEGOLAS: Tarwa.
Shh.
LEGOLAS: -_-
*puts down book* Fine, what is it?
LEGOLAS: All these crazy fangirls are asking me to be their Valentine. You gotta help me!
Then why were you laughing like an evil elf?
LEGOLAS: Because I was bored.
I don't understand you.
LEGOLAS: MUAHAHAHAHA--
So where are your fangirls now?
LEGOLAS FANGIRLS: LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS!!!
Right on cue.
LEGOLAS: PLEASE, you gotta hide me!
*thinks for a bit*
LEGOLAS: PLEEEEAAAAASE?
No.
LEGOLAS: C'MON, PLEASE? If you help me, I'll teach you how to not be so ugly!
-_-
LEGOLAS: Pleeeease?
*goes back to reading book*
LEGOLAS: TARWA!
Ugh, fiiiiiiine. *waves Pippin's wand*
LEGOLAS: *disappears*
LEGOLAS FANGIRLS: *run up to Tarwa* WHERE DID HE GO?
He fell off that cliff over there. *points at cliff*
LEGOLAS FANGIRLS: LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS!!! *run off the cliff*
*makes Legolas reappear*
LEGOLAS: Thanks Tarwa!
Don't mention it.
LEGOLAS: Seriously--
DON'T. MENTION. IT.
Legolas: O_O You okay?
NO, I'M NOT. ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY INTERRUPT A LORD OF THE RINGS FAN WHILE SHE'S READING LORD OF THE RINGS.
LORD OF THE RINGS FANS: TRUE THAT. *get ready to beat up Legolas*
LEGOLAS: But I'm from Middle-earth! You woudn't hurt someone from Middle-earth, would you?
LORD OF THE RINGS FANS: *stare at him angrily*
LEGOLAS: Okay, maybe you would...
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Later... 💞
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Tarwa?
Yeah, Pip?
Can I ask you something?
Yeah?
*gets down on one knee*
Oh my gosh, is this actually happening? O_O
Tarwa?
Yeeaaahhhhh? :D
Would mind lifting your foot? You're standing on my Valentines day card for Diamond.
-_-
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❤️ HAPPY VALENTINES DAY! ❤️
I love you lovelies so much! You guys are always so supportive and amazing. Thank you all so much. To be completely honest with you, you guys are like my best friends at the moment.
I love you all. 💞
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