Hey, you two!
What's the dare this time?
This is from IronFeyGirl: "I dare Merry to tell Treebeard a story by talking very fast, and Pippin to ask Thranduil the history of Mirkwood but he has to act like he is interested."
Oh, cool! We may not get inured from this dare!
Alright, I'm going to visit Treebeard.
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Later in Fangorn... 🌲
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Merry: Treeeeeeeebeeeeeeeeard!
Treebeard: *really slowly* Yyyyyyyeeeeeeeeessssssss?
Merry: Did I ever tell you the story of when Pippin and I climbed the party tree to escape from Bilbo?
Treebeard: I dooooooooonnnnnn't--
Merry: Okay, so what happened was Pippin and I stole Bilbo's favourite wine and then we hid in the garden and drank the whole entire thing. We were laughing really loudly.
Treebeard: --thiiiiiiinnnnnk sooooooooo. Peeeeeerhaaaaaaaps yooouuuuuu--
Merry: And then we heard Bilbo shouting so we ran away, only to find him hot on our heels! It was crazy. To make matters worse, we kept on tripping over our own feet.
Treebeard: --shooooooooould taaaaaaalk aaaaaaaaa biiiiiiiit slooooooweeeeeeeer. Doooooooon't--
Merry: So we climbed the party tree, but of course, we were drunk, so Bilbo just sat there, watching us struggle to get up the tree.
Treebeard: --beeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaastyyyyyyyyyyyy. IIIIIII thiiiiink IIIII--
Merry: And then Pippin fell down and broke his ankle and I laughed so hard that I fell out of the tree too.
Treebeard: --shoooooould beeeee goooooooiiiiiiiiiiiing. *slowly walks away*
Merry: No, no, no, you can't! I'm trying to do a dare here!
Treebeard: *still walking away* IIIIIIII'm sooooorry Maaaaaaster Meeeeeeeeerry--
Merry: Can you talk faster please?
Treebeard: --buuuuuut yoooooou yoooooungsteeeeeeers are tooooooo faaaaast for meeeeeee.
Merry: -_-
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In Mirkwood... 🍁
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Pippin: Yo, Thranduil!
Thranduil: WHAT?! *walks out of his room with pink curlers in his hair*
Pippin: Will you tell me the history of Mirkwood?
Thranduil: *scoffs* Who cares about boring old history. Let's talk about me!
Pippin: But--
Thranduil: You may want to sit down. *plonks Pippin on a chair* Right then ... well, when I was a boy, I found out that--
Pippin: *already asleep*
Tarwa: *watching them in the doorway* *facepalm*
Thranduil: *gasp* How DARE you fall asleep in my presence!
Pippin: *snoring*
Thranduil: Hmph! *walks into his room*
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Back at Tarwa's House... 🏡
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