Ploop.
What?
Ploopa doop.
Um...
PLOOPA DOOPA DOOPA!
Okay Pippin, enough sugar for you,
*eating Christmas pudding* Awww...
Guyyyyyyyyyyys.
Yeeeeeeeeees?
It's CHRISTMAS!
And?
What do you mean "and"? IT'S THE BEST TIME OF THE YEAR!
But there's always so much snow! You know what happened last time we went ice skating.
You feel through the ice in front of Diamond.
Okay, Merry! I didn't say you had to repeat the story!
*laughs evilly*
You do know that this is Australia, right? It's Summer.
Yeah, true.
Well, I for one am looking forward to Christmas!
Yeah, I am too! I love the holiday spirit.
And I love dressing up as Santa for all the kids at the shops to try and make a few extra dollars to buy Pippin's Christmas present. NOT. -_-
Why you gotta be so negative, bruh?
I'm not being negative!
Whatever makes you happy, dude...
I'm not negative and I can prove it. I'm going to be the jolliest person in town this Christmas, just you wait and see!
This is going to be good.
I'll go get the popcorn.
When I go to dress up as Santa, I'm bringing you two along with me as Santa's elves.
So we have to be your little helpers? Ha, no way.
Plus, we're hobbits, not elves.
Do you really think Legolas or Thranduil will let me take them? -_-
Anyway, Merry is going off to be the big jolly fat man himself, Tarwa is going to read her new Star Wars encyclopaedia and I am going to eat all the gingerbread!
Merry (and Pippin) Christmas, everybody! Have a -- wait, Pippin! Get that carrot out of your mouth! It's for the reindeers!
Aww... :(
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'Ello!
Merry Christmas to all you Americans! We Aussies had Christmas yesterday, but since most of my readers are from the U.S., I figured I'd post this chapter today. ;)
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
I hope you get Legolas wrapped up in a bow under your tree.
See ya, guys. ;)
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