Only the Craziest - Written by Merry and Pippin

Wigs and Pitchforks ... What Did You Expect?

TARWA, TARWA, TARWA.

Yeah?

HAVE YOU GOT A DARE?

You guys WANT a dare?

I don't--

Weeeellll, PurpleBandana was a genius and made the best dare ever--

I DISAGREE!

Hush.*shoves carrots up his nose*

HEY!

So, we want another one!

I don't got no dare.

Well, then what's that behind your back?

Nooooothing.

Ha. Ha. Ha. Don't play dumb with me.

*reveals empty hands*

Oh.

Mmhmm.

Well, then what have you got in your pocket?

A magical ring that makes people invisible.

*grows pale* WHAT?!

Jokes. It's a dare.

YAY!

*pulls out card* This is from StoriesForMe14.

OH NO, NOT HER AGAIN.

She asks: "Can I dare you guys to do something?"

Uhh ... no?

Yes, of course you can!

*slaps him*

*postman comes up with another letter* Wow. That was fast. *opens letter and reads in head* *eyes widen* I'm actually too scared to read this to you...

Oh, boy... *ducks under table*

"Merry, I dare you to climb onto Sam's roof and shout things Gollum would say down his chimney."

Oh, well Gollum is in Merry's ear, so that'll be easy for him.

"Pippin, I dare you to shave Gandalf in his sleep (beard and all) and make them into wigs to sell around Hobbiton."

*rubs hands* Easy breezy. *runs into room* *comes out in a ninja costume*

Where the HECK did you get that in Middle-earth?!

Like I said before, I may or may not have become a wizard behind your backs.

*rolls eyes*

Well, dearest readers, we are off to do our dares and will come back later and tell you how they went.

---------------------------------

WE. ARE. BAAAAAACK.

Let's never do that again.

And I'm starting to believe that Pip's a wizard now... O_O He actually was able to poof us to Rivendell. This is how is went...

Pippin: *waves his wand*

Merry: Where'd you get THAT?

Pippin: *sigh* Do I have to repeat myself EVERY TIME?

Tarwa: Yeah we know, we know. You may or may not have become a wizard behind our backs.

Pippin: Yup!