We've got one from Middle_Earth_!!!
NOOOOOOOOO! Last time I got a question, I got bitten by my own cousin!
And I had to go to hospital because I nearly ate my arm...
"Guys, what do you think about ships?"
Hmm?
The question is, "Guys, what do you think about ships?"
Come again?
*sighs* "WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT SHIPS?"
Umm ... well ... that's an odd question. They're lovely, I guess. I heard Gandalf just bought a big one! He's going to sail it next week.
*shakes head* Not those kind of ships!
Oh. What do you mean then?
*gives whole explanation about ships*
Oh. Wow. Okay. Um.
Oh and some people ship you two. *gags*
WHAT?!
WHO?!
WE OUGHT TO WRING THEY'RE FILTHY LITTLE NECKS!
WE HATES IT! STUPID FAT HOBBITS, THEY ARE!
Calm down! It's alright, I hate that ship too.
*breathes deeply* Okay. Okay. Calm down...
So what do you think about them?
Well the MerryxPippin one sucks.
The ÉowynxAragorn one is cute, but Ara will kill me if I tell him that...
TaurielxLegolas is great!
Nup. Kiliel is the cool one. I mean 'Taugolas'? It sounds awful! 'Kiliel' has a nice ring to it.
Whatever. And LEGOLASxARWEN?! NUH-UH! UNCOOL BROS!
Yeah, besides, they only met once.
And what about the SamxFrodo one? Oh, now I feel sick...
Oh ... um well...
We shipped that all along.
*facepalm*
You ... WHAT?!
Yeah, I mean, they're so cute together--
ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?!
Why are you so upset Tarwa???
One does not simply ship Frodo and Sam!
Great! More Boromir quotes!
That makes feel so guilty...
Oh, just you wait until Frodo and Sam hear about this! *dials number on phone*
You wouldn't!
*holds phone to ear* Watch me.
*punches Pippin* You had to go and tell her!
Yeah, Frodo? Merry and Pip wanted you to know that they TOTALLY ship you and Sam! What's that? You're summoning an army of Nazgûl, Balrogs, Orcs, Uruks and Sméagols? You're going to kill them? Good on ya!
*falls to knees* Why is my cousin and best friend an idiot?! WHHYYYYYY?!
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Only the Craziest - Written by Merry and Pippin
Fanfiction• Finalist of мα∂ιв79'ѕ 'тнє нσввιт/ℓσтя fαиfιcтισи cσмρєтιтισи' • Hello every person in the magical land of Computer! It's us: Merry and Pippin! Ya know, the handsomest, smartest Hobbits to ever live? Especially me, Merry. Ow, ow, okay, stop hittin...
