*bounces off the walls* DARE, DARE, DARE, DARE, DARE, DARE!
This CANNOT be good...
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!
Is she alright...?
*slowly walks away*
*starts to follow him*
NUH-UH-UH! COME BACK HERE *pulls them by their ears*
Ow, ow, ow!
Sorry to ruin your perfectly pointed (ALLITERATION, MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!) ears, but you've got an appointment with a dare from PurpleBandana! *pulls out card* "Merry, I dare you to stick two carrots up your nose and walk around the Shire that way for an hour"--
WHAT?!
--"and Pippin, I dare you to dress up in a dress and walk around the Shire that way for an hour."
B-b-but...
NO BUTS! JUST DO IT! *laughs evilly*
*stares worriedly*
*backs away*
*chucks two carrots at Merry and a purple sparkly dress at Pippin*
*whimpers*
*scoffs* UGH! This is so last season!
O_O
O_O
*sighs* You never cease to amaze me...
*bows*
Umm ... will this hurt?
HOPEFULLY!
I, uhh ... oh whatever... *sticks carrots up his nose*
*stares at him in horror*
HAHAHAHA! YOU LOOK LIKE A WALRUS!!!
Great...
*shoves Pippin into a room* GET CHANGED.
But I--
NO BUTS! *slams door and waits outside* *looks at an unamused Merry* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
*comes out of room, embarrassed*
*shrieks and covers eyes* Oh, the HORRRRROOOOOOORRRRRR!!!
Honey, those shoes and that dress? Nuh-uh. *chucks a pair of heels at him*
YOU TOO?!
No...?
Eh. *shoves purple bows at Pippin* PUT THESE IN YOUR HAIR!
But didn't the dare say just a dress--?
*chucks a shawl at him* DON'T FORGET YOUR SHAWL!
*rolls eyes and puts everything on*
*looks at Merry again* HAHAHAHAHA! I'M SORRY! I JUST CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!
*gazes in mirror* I'm--
Horrible?
Not liking it?
Ugly?
You're so mean, Merry.
--gorgeous! *jumps in the air*
Oooof course.
How did I not see that coming?
I should seriously wear this more often. *gives a little turn*
Umm ... I don't think--
YES! YES, YOU MUST. *evil snicker*
*shrugs* Whatever...
And those carrots look absolutely fabulous, darling.
Oh, why thank you!
Now off you go around the Shire. *rolls eyes*
*hooks arms with Merry* C'mon! Let's add some beauty to these plain old hills! *they skip off happily*
What just happened? *shrugs* Merry and Pippin. You gotta love 'em!
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Only the Craziest - Written by Merry and Pippin
Fanfiction• Finalist of мα∂ιв79'ѕ 'тнє нσввιт/ℓσтя fαиfιcтισи cσмρєтιтισи' • Hello every person in the magical land of Computer! It's us: Merry and Pippin! Ya know, the handsomest, smartest Hobbits to ever live? Especially me, Merry. Ow, ow, okay, stop hittin...
