Oh my gosh! The title! XD
Yeah, haha!
Haha! Reminds me of Sam.
Sam'll be so pleased to see you guys write that.
I didn't make it.
Me neither.
Real funny. Why did you do it?
It wasn't us!
Guys...
We swear!
O_O
It was a ghost!
It was Scrooge!
*scoffs* Bah humbug. Scrooge is a book character. FICTION.
Ohhh... *looks at hands* Then what does that make us?
*rubs head* This just got a whole lot harder.
Who wrote the title?!
Oh, it was Sam.
What?!
Why didn't you tell us that before?!
Well, you never asked "Who did it?", you just asked why we did it. And we didn't do it. Sam did. Sammy Sam Sam Sam.
We ought to wring their filthy little necks!!!
MASTER BETRAYED US!!!
Uh oh. Maybe I should run? What do you think Wattpadders?
WATTPADDERS: No, just stay and get beaten up.
Okay! *gets beaten up*
WATTPADDERS: Oops. Did we say 'stay'? >=)
SAM: Trust a Brandybuck and a Took.
Yeah! Wait, how did you get in here? Get out! Too many hobbits! I'm going insane!
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Only the Craziest - Written by Merry and Pippin
Fanfiction• Finalist of мα∂ιв79'ѕ 'тнє нσввιт/ℓσтя fαиfιcтισи cσмρєтιтισи' • Hello every person in the magical land of Computer! It's us: Merry and Pippin! Ya know, the handsomest, smartest Hobbits to ever live? Especially me, Merry. Ow, ow, okay, stop hittin...
